JOKES - CRAPSICLE - Wattpad

JOKES

Reads 2,866,278
Votes 101,995
Parts 200
Time 22m

Reads 2,866,278
Votes 101,995
Parts 200
Time 22m

amazing awesome conversation cool eccentric forboredpeople fun funny giggle greatauthor haha happymood hehehhehe humor insults jokes laugh laughing more quotes random silly smile timeconsumer tomholland

Are you ready for the best book you have ever read in the entire world????

Well your in the wrong place. I'm kidding.

If you want jokes that make you roll on the floor laughing then here is your place.

Make sure to comment, vote, obviously read and stay fantastic and awesome!!!!
  
  DISCLAIMER - THESE ARENT MINE

Make sure to go and read Texts and Comebacks for more jokes!!!!!All Rights Reserved

amazing awesome conversation cool eccentric forboredpeople fun funny giggle greatauthor haha happymood hehehhehe humor insults jokes laugh laughing more quotes random silly smile timeconsumer tomholland

Table of contents

200 parts

Sign up to add JOKES to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Community Happenings by Wattpad

Welcome to The Wattpad HQ Community Happenings story! We are so glad you're part of our global community. This is the place for readers and writers to come to discover all the things we're doing to keep our community connected and inspired. From writer prompts to keep you motivated to weekly reading challenges, you'll find it all here.

Vulnerable Heart by AuthornimJRose

From a young age So Yi Jeong has never believed in love. His family though wealthy is wrapped in family secrets and shame. Who he thought was his one and only chance at love has now become the love of another. When he meets Chu Ga Eul an innocent little country bumpkin can she unravel his true-self and break the hard shell he has built around his heart? I do not own the characters of Boys Over Flowers. Ariel does belong to me. (This story was originally posted on Fanfiction.net, Archive of our own, and Asian fanfics, by me as well.)

Wendizzy's Writer Room by Wendizzy

In this book, you'll get a behind the scenes look at how your favorite characters were born, my creative process, and the dirty details never before revealed. Tex's Camp Q&A: Come sit by the fire and ask me whatever you'd like. We can roast marshmallows, tell scary stories, and hang out in the comments like a big, happy family. Gator's Backstage Pass: A place full of secrets. Learn the-sometimes embarrassing-details on how my wildest scenes came to life, facts about the characters, the process, and myself.

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 by lydiazstory

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 : Hatred. Quinni Briggs has managed to almost go halfway of her Wetherfall Academy without having a Dominant. That is until Principle Wetherfall decides enough is enough and too much of his time has been used to punish Quinni. Principal Wetherfall decides to assign his son, Knox Wetherfall to be Quinni's Dominant, Being one of the strictest to handle her brattiness. 🥇Academy - Jan 2025. 🥇Bdsmrelationship - Feb 2025

Vision of Silence by billieismymommy24

Amalia Hera-born Amalia Romano-was stolen at the age of three, torn from a life of privilege as the heir to a powerful mafia dynasty. Fourteen years later, her family finds her, but the girl they remember is gone. In her place stands Scarlett, the world's deadliest assassin, a shadow no one suspects-except for two people who know the truth. Now, as Amalia navigates the dangerous world of the Romanos, she must face the family she doesn't trust, rebuild the broken bond with her twin sister, and protect the dark secret of who she's become. But in a world of loyalty and betrayal, will Amalia's hidden identity save her-or destroy her? -------- "You... you're Scarlett," he stammered, his voice barely more than a whisper. "They said... they said you were just a myth." "Funny," I replied, slowly advancing on him, my dagger raised, "I thought the same about fear... until I saw it on the faces of men like you." ---- 🥇Assassin -25/01/25 🥇twinsister -08/02/25 #4 mafiaprincess -02/02/25 #19 family -02/02/25 #23 reunion -02/02/25

Ava and Aphrodite: The First Human in 8000 Years (Featured) by SalmanHannan

Thousands of years have passed since mankind's extinction, now the remaining society of Humanoid robots on Mars and Machine-like robots on Europa are at war. Ava, a stealth Mars-unit is sent on a mission to Europa to learn more about the enemy's new secret super weapon: the first biological human in 8000 years. (Now a featured Wattpad story, made it to 6 on the hot list!) *** This story is a mix of Nier: Automata, Do Androids Dream of Electric sheep, and what I thought Saturn's Children would be until I got to the half-way point. Updates are: Monday: New Chapter Wednesday: Poem (thoughts of featured character in the chapter) or Data File (extended info of elements brought up in previous chapter. Friday: New Chapter (usually try to end these with cliffhangers ;D) I haven't failed with this update schedule yet so don't worry! Keep reading and you'll have material to read for months to come! I value everyone's feedback so please vote and comment your thoughts on the themes and characters as I introduce them :)

Scientific Strenght S1 by Pai_Sh

Alright I got addicted to Unikitty since it aired in Cartoon Network, anyway hope no one reads this(then why did you published it?!) Doesn't matter, I'm just going to make it a short story

Sunflowers and Carnations |RusAme Royal AU| by that_1diotbloop

Just an AU I wanted to try out. The title is flowers because they're kinda cool and symbolizes some beautiful LGBTQ. Sunflowers represent Loyalty, Longevity, Adoration, and Happiness. The Green carnation represents my favorite thing... GAY! sorry but if you look at all my books, they all include LGBTQ relationships and stuff. Here's a quick summary: America is an autistic oldest child of Britain and France, but he's adopted like all his other siblings. Russia isn't the oldest but he's definitely the most mature, and his father, USSR, just died. Earlier America's youngest sibling suggested a sleepover with a bunch of different countries. So, America invited Russia for political reasons and his siblings invited others. Therefore, Russia invites the British-French family to his father's funeral. When something goes terribly wrong someone is terribly injured and America finds something that could lead to an uncomfortable adventure, investigation, and truth.

Spell Book by DemonicAngel573

Here is a bunch of spells they do not belong to me they belong to the ppl on spells of magic some belong to me but they may sound unreal but trust me I test my spells before I post them and I'll try your spells if y'all want me to just IM me @anthony5230

I Love You to the Edge and Back (A How to Train your Dragon Fanfiction) by Dingo121

Hofferson and Haddock. Two names you only associate together with trouble, disharmony, and hatred. When Berk's High Council agrees to the joining of the two families through Astrid and Hiccup, what will come of it? Will they love each other to the Edge and back?

You may also like

Slide 1 of 10

Community Happenings cover

Vulnerable Heart cover

Wendizzy's Writer Room cover

𝐖𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐲 cover

Vision of Silence cover

Ava and Aphrodite: The First Human in 8000 Years (Featured) cover

Scientific Strenght S1 cover

Sunflowers and Carnations |RusAme Royal AU| cover

Spell Book cover

I Love You to the Edge and Back (A How to Train your Dragon Fanfiction) cover

Community Happenings

Welcome to The Wattpad HQ Community Happenings story! We are so glad you're part of our global community. This is the place for readers and writers to come to discover all the things we're doing to keep our community connected and inspired. From writer prompts to keep you motivated to weekly reading challenges, you'll find it all here.