Kidnapped by Vampires 🎈

"W-who are you? W-why am I here?" I struggled against the ropes for dramatic effect.

He leaned in towards me, now our faces several inches apart.

Too close for my comfort actually, does this dude ever heard of personal space?

"I am Finn Von Dracula, the vampire, and I just kidnapped you." He flashed me his white, shiny fangs to prove his claim.

"Lol."

Vampires are immortal creatures, once a human who got turned when a vampire bit them. When they live on Earth for too long, they tend to get bored. And look for something to keep them entertained: a pet.

There are two types of people in the world: The sane and the crazy.

Gwen Masters is definitely the crazy type. Loud, crazy and weird. What happens when she got kidnapped by two vampires?

Crazy + Stick in the ass vampires + Vampire puns

With such a weird combination, how will it turn out?

Read to find out :)

Warning

*this book isnt about those domineering vampires/submissive human pets*

*the grammar is probably so terrible grammar nazis will have nightmares for years*

*full of crap jokes*