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CURSE YOU GLITCHPAD!! (Wattpad typing fails)

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Parts 17
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Reads 1,012
Votes 137
Parts 17
Time 16m

comedy glitches glitchpad humor idgaf random rants wtfmoments wtfwattpad

This is me aiming a gun at Wattpad's head: 😐🔫 This is Wattpad in response :💣... And this is me when I see that: 😓. When that happens, Wattpad does this: 😈....🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎆. And I'm all like: 😕😮😰😭. Why have you betrayed me Wattpad? 😢. But then later on, Wattpad is all like: 👍. And that's what makes me do this: 😑..just Really Wattpad?
The point is here that this is my take on Wattpad's glitch moments that screwed with my head.All Rights Reserved

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