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Bad Jokes, Dad Jokes

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I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make you smile.

⚠ Please note ⚠ : I do not own all of these jokes/puns. Credits go to their original owners. 

Started: Jan. 7, 2017

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