Anti-Cliché Squad
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Last published Tue, Jul 11, 2017
Contains discussion on rape, if it triggers you skip the second chapter.
Only read when you've been tortured enough by clichés!
Hate clichés? Hate that all male protagonists have to be shown as manwhores? Hate that the female character is always some Virgin Mary? Hate that the girl is always insecure? Hate that the guy is always a rich bastard? Well then, this book's for you!
I rant about how all clichés have the god damn same plot lines and are so predictable! What's more? These books are more successful than those which have a better plot line, better vocabulary, better characters and where the author puts in actual efforts to make the story interesting.
In every chapter I'll be picking up one cliché thing and ranting about it! I will be ranting, you join too!
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