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Hotline For Losers

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LECTURES 57
Votes 9
Parties 3
Durée 15m

LECTURES 57
Votes 9
Parties 3
Durée 15m

goldfish_tasty_cakes

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boyxboy comedy comedy-romance drama humor

Ring Ring
  
A pause, and then the husky voice over the phone.

"Whats up?" 

Jonas swallowed hard before whispering into the receiver

"Yeah....um, i think i may have accidentally had gay sex.....with...a stranger"


After waking up next to a stranger, completely naked, Jonas needs to tell someone his embarrassing secret. But when he accidentally calls a radio show instead of a help hotline, he unknowingly starts a weird relationship.

Kip has always lived in the shadow of his successful older brother, he's a loser that runs a radio show instead of a million dollar corporation. But when he starts getting strange calls on his open mic night, the events seem a little too familiar, and they might just change his situation forever.Tous Droits Réservés

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It Can't Be..., écrit par darcyjog

Going into his second year of college, Tee is flying high. His studies are getting harder, but he can handle it. He has managed to get almost everything that he has ever wanted. His best friends are still beside him and studying medicine along with him while living in the dorm rooms right next to his. He also has an amazing boyfriend. Even though he appears to have everything going for him, he still has that nagging feeling that a piece of him is missing. He knows that it is crazy to still feel like this since he never met his twin brother, who happened to die at birth, but he can't seem to fight that nagging voice in the back of his head that keeps saying that his twin brother isn't really gone. Not only does that little voice say that he isn't gone, but he is also really close. However, Tee shakes it off. That seemed to work in the past. However, that is until one day one of Tee's friends swears that he saw Tee on the other side of campus, at the same time as when Tee was off campus sitting near a lake? Tee can't be in two places at the same time. Or can he?

The Really Attractive Project Partner [BxB], écrit par roycemello

✨ "Well, I think it's a shame you're not gay." Leo said eventually. Calvin turned to him. "Oh really? And why is that?" He asked, almost chuckling. "Because I really want to fucking kiss you right now." Leo said with a serious expression on his face. Calvin was going to laugh, when he realized the redhead was being genuine. ✨ ____________________________________ Leo is an introvert by heart. He doesn't like talking with strangers, or most people, for that matter. But when he is assigned a shy science project partner, Calvin, the two seem to hit it off. Friendship had always been hard for both of them- but not with each other. Except when that friendship quickly develops into something more, and one pair of parents objects extremely. That's the hard part. Both heartbroken, they eventually split their separate ways, and Leo does something he may regret forever. And may not want to ever, ever tell Calvin. Will high school, friends, and parents tear them apart?

Carnal //joshler [✔️], écrit par skellybonesremain

there's no way he can keep this a secret. he knows himself too well. it's a much better idea to tell him sooner rather than later, but fuck, how do you tell your best friend that you just got off to a video of them getting rammed from behind? his finger hovers over the call button of tyler's contact, a lump in his throat. does he really have to tell him he got off to it? he could just say he found it and called him right away. * in which josh accidentally finds tyler's pornos and takes it as the perfect opportunity to ask him to be friends with benefits.

Fake Number, écrit par GraceingYourPresence

"Hey cute guy I met in Starbucks!" "Um.. hello? I'm sorry but I don't work in Starbucks" "Oh shit, did I type the number in wrong?" ...

𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐦., écrit par shxnwrites

𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲. or, when keilan find himself being the new kid, he realized it's complicated to not make enemies. he tried not to think about that, but then he ends up meeting someone who changes his perspective, because at the end of the day, life is very predictable. to sum it up, don't be dumb. be honest with yourself before it's actually too late, in keilan's case, it might be too late, who knows. A/N: there's death in this story guys.. it starts off nice but then it takes a crazy turn for the absolute worst.

𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐋, écrit par Rafayelsstarfish

❝"Milo please tell me this is you?" "...Yea, it's me." I bitting back a smile as my arms subconsciously drifted around him. One hug. One hug wouldn't hurt. One sentimental moment wouldn't hurt. "I've missed you." He hugged tighter, and I felt like I was going to snap. "M-Me too, but you're going to fucking snap me in half if you hug any tighter." I gasped and I felt him quickly let go and pull away. "Sorry. I just didn't think I'd see you after so long." He looked at my outfit. "You changed your style." "You too." I say. He has on white shorts that has two draw strings lazily hanging, with a plain black shirt. I clear my throat, "Yea, I just wanted to say hey to my new roommate, but um- yea, see you!" I quickly dart down the stairs, my face was getting redder by the second. I didn't want him to suspect I still like him. But my wrist was caught by a hand when I made it to the living room. "Did I do something wrong?" "No, why would you think that." I try to play it off with a laugh, but it was an awkward laugh, like I was nervous. Which I was. And he clearly caught on. "Because you're literally running away." I hear walking and I look up, and shit. There was Damien. His signature dragon tattoo on his arm, the soft green eyes his and everything that made him, him. He looked up and saw us. His eyelids raised as his mouth opened a little. "Caleb... Milo?"❞ _________ 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕕 (07/28/24) 𝔼𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕕 (11/15/24)

[EN] LIFELINE (Jilix), écrit par Muffiness95

TW: Blood, violence • • • Blood partners. The phenomenon which arose along with sanguines. In this relationship, a human and a sanguine a directly dependant on each other. If they are separated, a life-threatening issue arises not only for the sanguine, but in many cases for the human as well. Felix Lee and Jisung Han are in this exact type of relationship ever since they were teenagers, and Jisung is Felix's ticket for life. As soon as their neighbour calls the police department with a suspicion that something isn't right in their flat, the police newbie Felix is on his way to save his beloved, no matter what. But their time is quickly running out... • • • "Felix? Are you there?" came from the other end of the line. "He's gone, Minho, and he's hurt," he whispered, his wet eyes lingering on the beautiful bouquet in the vase on the counter. Jisung's cell phone lay beside it. A slow exhale came from the phone. "Like I said, stay where you are, Chris is on his way." "How far is he? We can't waste time," freckles recovered, wiping his eyes with his hand and going to close the window before turning to leave. "He left a while ago, he should be there in a few minutes," his supervisor tried to reassure him. "Sorry, I can't afford to wait for him," he pulled the phone away from his ear. "Felix, don't do anything stupid!" He hung up and headed for the car. • • • Disclaimer: I am not a doctor and I have no training in the medical field. I also have no experience with police work as well as terrorism. A fanfiction is exactly what the name states - a fiction from a fan, so please, don't take this story way too seriously. P.S.: English is not my first language, so please, feel free to let me know if you see a mistake, I'd greately appreciate it! • • • All people appearing in this story are 18 or more years old.

What The Fate?! ✓, écrit par lazy_weirdo

In which an Alpha dials the wrong number and contacts a weirdo! Let's just say, things get really weird. EXTREMELY BADLY WRITTEN! READ IF GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, TYPOS AND PLOT HOLES DONT BOTHER YOU! IT'S PATHETIC PEOPLE CRINGE-ST STORY I'VE EVER WRITTEN IT'S AN ABSOLUTE EWW THAT'S IT... DON'T READ IT!

Phones, écrit par darcyjog

Ring...ring....ring...ring... A few people glance towards the table. Beam looks down at his phone. However, he doesn't answer it. Pha glances at Beam and hisses, "Beam, if you aren't going to answer your phone, turn it off. We are trying to study here. It is very distracting to have your phone keep ringing." Kit raises his head from his textbooks and notes, and glares at Beam. "Did you accidentally give your number out to one of your one-night stands? Why won't you answer your phone?" Bean frowns and shakes his head as he turns his phone off and puts it in his pocket. "No. Professor Auntie had given my number to a girl that is needing some tutoring. However, after initially talking to her on the phone, she isn't wanting tutor for our academics, but of something else." What happens when Pha insists that Beam needs to get a new phone?

His Muse, écrit par linkever

Nic was almost positive he had never encountered a more perfect, beautiful, inspiring stranger before this sudden walk-by. They had the sort of presence that knocked the air out of him, the words out of his mouth, and so... he never learned the name of said stranger. But when his accidental "WANTED" signs catch the notice of his peers, he's steered in the direction that's closer fit to the path his future muse leads. Kieran is... a mystery. Maybe it's his aloofness that makes him so broodingly calm. Whatever the case, Nic becomes determined to draw that idiot's face into oblivion, even if there's little chance of a romance happening between them. But sometimes showing appreciation for the person you love happens to be from afar, and with a pencil and paper in hand.

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𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐁𝐋 cover

[EN] LIFELINE (Jilix) cover

What The Fate?! ✓ cover

It Can't Be...

Going into his second year of college, Tee is flying high. His studies are getting harder, but he can handle it. He has managed to get almost everything that he has ever wanted. His best friends are still beside him and studying medicine along with him while living in the dorm rooms right next to his. He also has an amazing boyfriend. Even though he appears to have everything going for him, he still has that nagging feeling that a piece of him is missing. He knows that it is crazy to still feel like this since he never met his twin brother, who happened to die at birth, but he can't seem to fight that nagging voice in the back of his head that keeps saying that his twin brother isn't really gone. Not only does that little voice say that he isn't gone, but he is also really close. However, Tee shakes it off. That seemed to work in the past. However, that is until one day one of Tee's friends swears that he saw Tee on the other side of campus, at the same time as when Tee was off campus sitting near a lake? Tee can't be in two places at the same time. Or can he?