Will She Evah?
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Last published Wed, Feb 22, 2017
The sequel to "Guns, Mallets & Chemicals"
After The disappearance of Poison Ivy, Harley hasn't been the same and has gone into a mental state. Where is the fun, spunky Harley that Joker knows? Well he is going to have to get her back. But how will he do it?
**Also yes it is meant to be spelt "evah" and not ever because it's how Harley would say it plus I like the way it looks 😂**
I suggest go read the first book "Guns, Mallets & Chemicals" before this one
***All characters belong to DC ♡ I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING but the story line***
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