Really Cringey Jokes
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Idk really. Got to upload something. So why not a joke book? Most of these jokes I have found online so don't be surprised if you've heard them before. Also please DO NOT get offended by any of the jokes in this! This is all for fun and laughs. Nothing should be taken seriously in this!
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this is a joke pls don't take it seriously. i mean no harm. i apologize in advance the chapter names have nothing to do with the story, i had to put chapter names i'm not getting paid for this sadlyComplete
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this is a joke pls don't take it seriously. i mean no harm. i apologize in advance the chapter names have nothing to do with the story, i had to put chapter names i'm not getting paid for this sadly
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