Really Cringey Jokes
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- Voti 4
- Parti 8
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Ultima pubblicazione dom, set 17, 2017
Idk really. Got to upload something. So why not a joke book? Most of these jokes I have found online so don't be surprised if you've heard them before. Also please DO NOT get offended by any of the jokes in this! This is all for fun and laughs. Nothing should be taken seriously in this!
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IT & ST Imagines & Preferences
i wrote this when i was 13 so i'm sorry for how bad it is but a lot of people seem to enjoy it so i'm leaving it up, just know i am self aware xCompleta
𝐆𝐨𝐣𝐨 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐮 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 💜 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔.... 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒂𝒚𝒔.. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒊𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔... 𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒋𝒐 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒆𝒅... 𝑾𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒙𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕? 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒅𝒅𝒚.. 𝑰 𝒘𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒂𝒍 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈, 𝒕𝒐 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒊𝒕 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝙄 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙨 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙮 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡 𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙... 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙊𝘾 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙗𝙞𝙩 𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 * 𝙋𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩. * 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩. (Editing)
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