15 parts Complete The star high school football player and the head cheerleader should NOT get married and have kids. The star football player should marry the captain of the girl's volleyball team and have big, strong, athletic kids. The head cheerleader should marry a cute, slender guy and turn out breathtakingly beautiful, elfishly ectomorphic kids.
Free advice is worth what you pay for it, I suppose, but see, my dad was that teen football star - the biggest and fastest and best anybody ever saw in their little town - and my mom was that cheerleader - that darling, lithe, perky little gymnast who is put on display at the top of the human pyramid. If they'd listened to their families they wouldn't have married so young, and if they'd paid attention in biology class they'd have been aware of the possibility their child - me - could wind up with her petite build, cute, upturned nose, narrow chin and big eyes...and his Y chromosome.
