Love At First Lie?

Xander Garcia falls in love with almost every girl he meets. His friends know it, his family knows it, he knows it, and all his exes know it.

He meets Delilah and think she's just perfect but before he could text her he lost her number. He searched the park where he met her and tried to decipher the numbers smeared on his arms but to no use.

One day he's at the bar and he finally sees her. Before he could talk to her some drunken random leeches onto him trying to get him into her pants.

"Uhm lady, my girlfriend is over there and she had like knives in her purse like 20." I lied through my teeth pointing at Delilah, my "girlfriend".

"I don't believe you." The girl slurred hanging onto my belt buckle. Oh my god I'm going to die. I tapped on Delilah's shoulder and pleaded with my eyes for her to go along with whatever nonsense spewed from my mouth.

"Baby please tell this young woman that you are going to kill me and her if she doesn't let me go." She's taken aback for a second and looks at me with wide eyes but a small grin.

"Let go of my man and find someone else to sleep with before I hurt you!"