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How to Insult Yourself- A Guide to Self-Confidence

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Ever wondered how some people can take a jab so easily? How people can put themselves down and go on with life without a care in the world? How people do embarrassing things and laugh at themselves? 

     Well here's your chance to find out how to do it yourself. 

     Tips and tricks to self-confidence and appearing more trustworthy. 

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