Mank Demes
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Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Mon, Jan 9, 2017
Ever feel high? no? try it
I am Rick, I smoke weed 9x a week, My dad is gay and my mom is lesbian
I was in the bathroom taking a shower, but the water is running slower, and suddenly........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!! OHHHHHH GET REKT!!!9@*-&#& I SPEAK DANK ^ DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE ^
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