He stole my hamburger... and my heart
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Last published Sun, May 14, 2017
On your 10 o'clock news today we have a breaking story that Ronald McDonald a classic icon of McDonald's has been kidnapped by no other than, the Hamburglar. A mischievous thief, who has been stealing 'shockingly' hamburgers across many fast food restaurants. He busted into the door, as you see here on the camera footage and then proceeded to point a gun at the cashier's face demanding hamburgers. In which, our brave mascot, Ronald defended the cashier and took his place as the Hamburglar's hostage. More information on this news breaking story when our author writes the next chapters... Until then continue reading.
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