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Bitchy Rant Book

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When you just want to know that it's not just you thinking something...I got you.
When you need a good laugh to lift your spirits up...I got you.
When you just want to feel understood and related to honey you know...I got you.All Rights Reserved

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Cocky Confessions and Comedic Cravings

Let's get real, Being a teenager sucks. So many stress and work, its nothing like those cliche movies. But y'know that feeling when you like someone? everything seems SOOO interesting.. NOW your life is a cliche teenage movie, huh? This book knows how you feel~~