My Treasure

I, Lucy Reille, have an abundant of friends.

Dominique, my room wall.
Scott, the sign at my local movie theater.
Debby, the armrest of the seat I always sit in at said theater.
Sheila, my bedroom door.
Tally, the bridge that I almost commited suicide on.

But against my will actual, breathing and human friends threaten to disrupt my peaceful life.