donald trump can grab mi by da pussy ;) - a thrilling saga

mr sexi donald j trump is in luv...butt with 5 men...n he doesnt no hoo 2 choos n he confides in his bff michaelangelo pencil 4 advice...but hoo will he choos?

his options r....

barley beep benson-a bee who just luvs p o l l e n also doeznt cair wat humanz think is possbull n is cuzins wit freddy benson from icarly

gordamn ramthelambsauceinmahasshole-a british chef hoo luvs 2 yell @ ppl but iz in a dilemna bc he cannot find da lamb sauce :,(

vlady poot-a bootiful russian hoo is bein accuzed of hakking the election, sinnamin rol

robbie rottennipple-a boi wit fantastix ibrows hoo is just tryna discova himself n b da villain numba 1

butt wait!!!! theres anOTher problum!!!! sum meany peepel r in a grewp in orda 2 tryna steel all of donalds luvs so dat he can b 4eva alon :,(
heers da ppl in da grewp

alabama hammer man-1 of our foundin fatherz hoo can rap lik fuk n waz a basterd orfan sun of a hor n a scotzmint hoo is also a HANDSUM fuckboi ;)

killary clitoris-woman ran 4 prez n wantz 2 revenge donald, leeder of da groop and communikakes thru emales

barack "the rock" obama-prez, he pritty kewl, swag, dope 8)

HOE aBIDINg by baes rules-baracks slaiv hoo is secretly kool

bird eating sand germ-wants free shit, misses da soviet union, pure n kind