Diary about Screwed Up Life and How I Got Here

This is a sad sad story that would make yourself feel better (probably).
It's a story that you would want to here when your life seems to be a mess and needs some kind of assurance that "It's going to be okay". (Because you are, and I am not.)
Honestly it's a story that could be about you instead.
Cause maybe somewhere out there millions of people screwed up their life too. (Right?)
But either way for now it's a story about MY screwed up life and how I got here today......(writing it on internet.) (sharing it to lots of people.) (really embarrassing.) (but whatever.)
So if you were crying, suck up that tear and read this. (Do you need a tissue?)
If you are heartbroken, seat down with some donuts and read this.
If you are a total loser like me, then maybe you should really read this.
If you are lost and just confused about life, I suggest you take a look in my life first.