The breathing Machine

Can you guess me who or what I am?

How old are you? are you offended? Uhm, I will ask you again. How young are you?

Have you ever fall in love?

Do you know tumbang preso? How about to taste the feeling? yung commercial ng coke?

May kuto kaba?

What else?
May nagkakagusto ba sayo? meron? how sure you are? or wala? tanggapin mo ugok. Thats life.

Kung bibigyan ka ba ng pagkakataon, anong taon yun?

Or if you will be given a chance, what chance is it? One more chance or second chance?

What is the longest word that does not contain vowels and spells backward exactly?

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Hold on I can't breathe. It feels like na may nakabarang tissue sa esophagus ko. Ehemm. ooppss. I'm giving you a clue.

Well, if you answer all of the questions, then I am exactly who or what you are thinking about me.

Hey! I'm breathing machine.

Its nice to meet you.