How to kill a hoe called Wilford
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WILLOW_THE_GEEK BOOKS CONTIAN CONTENT SOME VIEW AS OFFENSIVE, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
(Yes I did just rip off Onion boy, please don't come to my house Gregory)
This is a book that I am writing purely because I read another book on Wattpad called and decided to write this book for their interpretation of Google irl because in the book he looks up "how to kill a hoe called Wilford" hence the name of the book. Please don't read this if you are a huge fan of Wilford, only to get angry and send me hate. I DO NOT actually have anything against Wilford Warfstache. Mostly. Also as always, no content is mine.
[Also this is a very old book but I'm not going to unpublish it, so just be warned it may be terrible]
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