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COOL COMEBACKS AND PICKUP LINES
COOL COMEBACKS AND PICKUP LINES
sailorofships
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sailorofships
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Jan 11, 2017
the title says it all
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dissed
funny
jokes
pickuplines
random
roasted
dissed
funny
jokes
pickuplines
random
roasted
Table of contents
pickup line
Wed, Jan 11, 2017
Roast
Wed, Jan 11, 2017
pick up line
Mon, Jan 16, 2017
toasty roast
Mon, Jan 16, 2017
pick up line
Mon, Jan 16, 2017
pickup line
Tue, Jan 17, 2017
pick up line
Tue, Jan 17, 2017
roast
Tue, Jan 17, 2017
pick up line
Wed, Jan 18, 2017
pick up lines
Wed, Jan 25, 2017
roastssss
Wed, Jan 25, 2017
roast
Fri, Jan 27, 2017
wordy pickupline
Sat, Jan 28, 2017
wipe your ass pickup line
Sat, Jan 28, 2017
a cheesy poems
Sat, Jan 28, 2017
pretty cool pickup line
Sun, Jan 29, 2017
roomy pick-up lines
Mon, Jan 30, 2017
it's all in my jeans
Mon, Jan 30, 2017
idiotic roast
Mon, Jan 30, 2017
HELLO I'M ALEX :)
Mon, Jan 30, 2017
smartly roasted
Tue, Jan 31, 2017
add me up
Tue, Feb 7, 2017
watered down roast
Fri, Feb 3, 2017
quasi lolno
Fri, Feb 3, 2017
we (don't) your words
Tue, Feb 7, 2017
writing utensils and dirty minds
Thu, Feb 9, 2017
French people are hot
Sun, Feb 12, 2017
alphabetical roast
Thu, Feb 16, 2017
kinkeh
Sat, Feb 18, 2017
;)
Sun, Feb 19, 2017
pleasestick
Wed, Mar 22, 2017
shamplease
Wed, Mar 22, 2017
sex flegs
Wed, Apr 26, 2017
jesus hates you or fucks you
Wed, Apr 26, 2017
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jesus hates you or fucks you
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