"Balls" {A Girl's Guide}
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Last published Tue, May 30, 2017
If you aren't a girl get out.
As you may be able to guess from the title, this isn't going to be your typical girl's guide book. No motivational quotes, (okay, maybe a few, you can't escape those,) no makeup tips, no summer trends, etc. If you are looking for any of those things, there are plenty of other books out there that you should be just fine with.
No my friends, you are going to be receiving the things, that in my opinion, truly matter. Such as the perfect strategies for Netflix bingewatching, how to slyly insult someone without getting caught, and strategies to let out your anger that may or may not involve whacking a tree with a plastic baseball bat.
So, without further ado, let's get right into it!
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