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Rants and Rambles

Pineapple_Puffster

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Reads 22,102
Votes 3,150
Parts 183
Time 4h 22m

Pineapple_Puffster

autobiography blog drawings fanart fandoms feelings harrypotter issues opinions people problems rambles random rants sarcasm sherlock thoughts wattpad weird writers

Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.

I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.

Anyway, if you would like to continue to read my book, read on! Although, I would like to warn you that this book is authored by an insane person, who happens to be a Sherlock, Harry Potter, Psych, Pineapple, and Owl fanatic.

So on that note, I shall bid you adieu.

Au revoir! (Which I probably spelt wrong)All Rights Reserved

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Burn it to the ground (Pogtopia C!Wilbur x reader) by candy_playsssss

I had taken the great nation away from Wilbur , our president , I never exactly liked him.. due to his unprofessional ways. I see it as a good opportunity for this nation and citizens. Since his younger brother was a great friend of mine , I visited Pogtopia daily , in secret of course. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a traitor of some sort , since I was the one who exiled Wilbur in the first place.. Tommy had chosen to stay out of L'manburg , I had accepted it. It was a normal day , I enter the ravine with a smile but something was different.. Tommy wasn't here today. "Hello there?" A voice spoke out from behind me. -------------------------------- - ongoing story - female reader - 1st person - TW mention of sensitive and inappropriate topics , violence , blood , mention of death , swearing , mature content - 3rd wattpad book - credits to - @EtceteraArt on twitter - Who drew the front cover 😼😍

The Ultimate Pokepasta Incorrect Quotes Collection!!! by skylrrrrrrr

No context on my versions of the characters. No context on headcanons. No context on relation statuses. And I jump in with...incorrect quotes? That's right. I'm beginning everything (if I'm beginning anything at all) with incorrect quotes because I'm a dumbass. What am I beginning? TO WRITE THINGS! This is my very first wattpad. Finally, in 2025, I've finally built the courage to post something, and it's related to the most dead fandom in history: Pokepasta. Y'all should congratulate me, dear God. Hope you enjoy these copied and pasted incorrect quotes that I've hid in my notes app for centuries!!! Cover image is beautifully drawn by me.

in the middle of june by poggerswrites

jack manifold x reader fanfic "you never realise how much the people closest to you can surprise you...until they do" "i guess so, but i really never thought- " you are a small-ish streamer you are almost 16, your birthday is towards the beginning of the book not entirely sure how i'm going to do this yet this story is written from a female, she/her pov sorryyyyy <3 under..."construction" i guess. i'm just editing the completed book, getting rid of mistakes and stuff <3 update - 07/06/21: this^^ was a lie......😅 but, thank you all so much for 30k (the book's been out for over a year! xD), i really will be editing the book now <3 update - 26/10/22: this^^ was also a lie..............😭😅 ok, i feel obligated now, almost 45k reads and over 1k comments - i will be editing whenever/however often i can (it may take a little while, who knows) - 06/06/23 <3 xoxo #1 in 'heatwaves' - 24/07/21 #1 in 'jackxreader' - 14/11/21 #4 in 'jackmanifold' - 08/08/21

New Kid by nooneisshereanymoe

~~~ What would you do if your mom came up to you one day and said; "We're moving from Brighton to Florida!" Would you fall in love with the popular blonde at your new school on the first day? No, of course not, that only happens in cliche chic flic movies. Unless, of course, you're George Davidson, and he's Clay Miller. ~~~ TW's: Language, Abuse, Medical, Death ~~~ Original Upload Dates: Chapter 1 - February 26th Chapter 2 - March 8th Chapter 3 - March 13th Chapter 4 - March 25th Chapter 5 - April 3rd Chapter 6 - April 10th Chapter 7 - April 24th Chapter 8 - May 8th - Taking A Break - May 15th Chapter 9 - June 23rd Chapter 10 - October 9th ^ Final chapter because I ended up giving up I'm sorry, I think it's still an okay story though so if you want to read go ahead, it ends pretty alright I suppose. June 10th 2022. I'm not going to lie I don't really support Dream anymore after all that's come out about him and what he's done so I'm really at a crossroads on what to do with the story. I'm really proud of it as a piece of work and fan fiction but I feel so weird about it being out there now. I'll leave it up for now because a lot of people like it I suppose.

I'll Be Yours And You'll Be Mine. (simpbur x reader) by candy_playsssss

I had finally moved to brighton and I was thrilled , the sad truth was.. I was still in high school so my parents had already enrolled me in a school. Today was my first day and I was in first period when I accidentally left my pens and pencils at home. Shit why am I so stupid! oh god this is going to be so embarrassing , on my first day I am going to get a detention. I was now panicking and frantically searching through my bag. "are you okay?" I hear someone ask. -------------------------------- - Finished story - female reader - 1st person - swearing - mature content and creepy simpbur shit - TW mention of sensitive and inappropriate topics , violence , blood , transphobia , homophobia , mention of death , - I had promised yall I would write this.. sadly. - 2nd wattpad book - credits to ariarrivederci2 - on twitter Who drew the front cover 😩😍

Your reflection (SIMPBUR x y/n) by the_simpofyourdreams

"I wanna be the boy you brag to your friends about, i wanna be the boy you take to the park with you, i wanna be the boy who gets to shake your fathers hand, i wanna be the boy whose hand you hold for the rest of my life i just-" He sobbed curling up into his knees and burying his head. "I just don't know how.." A story where one childhood best friend comes to a realization about his feelings, while the other is daydreaming about her boyfriend. {name} is 22, Wilbur's 24 THIS IS A SIMPBUR X READER not wilbur so like mostly the characters will reflect the song persona This book is currently up for READERS ENJOYMENT. I in no way support Wilbur's actions, this was made before allegations came out. TW: They'll be before any chapter i make Im sorry but she/her pronowns will be used ;( they're the most easy for me to use even though personally i enjoy using they/them better for myself. Its just easier for my brain when writing {Name} likes girls and boys. Homophobes get tf off this book <3 Uploads may or may not be consistant A/n will be extreamly freaquent 7/1/22 - 1) #yandere for a while now- 1) #idk man 9/2/22- 1)# wilbur 4/11/23- 1) #wilbursootxreader And without futher adu, enjoy my little wattpad book <33

Café (Wilbur x Reader x Techno x Schlatt) ‼️DISCONTINUED ‼️ by BlueIceWolf19

‼️NO SHIPPING ‼️ NO SMUT‼️ DISCONTINUED ‼️ this is basically a reverse haram lmfao (all of them x y/n) this whole book is so cringe i am sorry 🙏 AU// There's a new boy in school. He's British and pretty cute. You're in charge of showing him around school and think this is the most you'll probably interact with him since he seems like he'd be popular from that adorable face and laugh of his. Turns out he works at the same café you applied for and the coffee there isn't the only thing piping hot. (Note: originally was just wilbur x reader, but yeah ahah,,,) discord: https://discord.gg/dYUjSgM why does a wattpad book have a discord? yes. note: due to the fact i am no longer in mcyt fandom or really watch them anymore, i no longer have a hyperfixation so have no desire to continue writing about them, thank you for reading this. cover by: @Nyangorogoro030303

The Life of A Hufflepuff (retired spam) by -gaias

Just some rants about things that I get pissed off at and causally some other things. Memes, rants, birthdays, good fanfics, promos, and other things gather here in this book! You should read it, Siriusly! Finished: 12/17/17 12:09 pm Thank you, and find your sometimes. (this book is literally so old read at your own discretion or like not at all i don't know you do you)

𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘'𝚜 𝙻𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚂𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 by VansInnit

[COMPLETED] All his life, Ranboo hid the existence of his little sister for her protection. They've been through a ton of family trauma and they will not risk having any sign of it on social media. What happens when his little sister runs into his room unaware that Ranboo was on stream and in a call? How does he explain himself? This is NOT an 'x reader' story. This story does NOT involve romantic relationships and DOES NOT INCLUDE SMUT. This story does have some fluff but also angst, so read the beginning of every chapter for potential trigger warnings! Started writing: 10th July 2022 10K reads: 17th October 2022 Finished writing: 30th December 2022 20K reads: 30th January 2023 30K reads: 6th October 2023 40K reads: 2nd August 2024 50K reads: 4th November 2025 Highest ranks: #1 - ranbooangst #1 - benchtrio #1 - ranboolive #1 - hallucination #2 - tommy #2 - tomsimons #3 - panic #4 - tubbolive #8 - dsmp #8 - philza #9 - wilbur #10 - sbi (my fourth book)

Random Stuff by Potterhead-Phangirl

So a lot goes on in my life, and I feel the need to rant, fangirl, and just talk about everything in a book for all of y'all to see. Honestly, i really just update you guys on my life in a book, so yeah. I'm pretty weird, so be prepared. Oh, also, I am not going to delete any chapters, so the first few are when I first started Wattpad. Anything I said about things I like has probably changed now. ANYWHOO, this book is a random madhouse about the ins, outs, ups, downs, diagonalls, wests, easts, norths,wests, straights, curves, etc. Of me. Feel free to ask me anything. ~Lina

I'm not leaving you || beeduo by hiidontwanttobehere

PLEASE READ THE DESC COMPLETELY this is shipping ranbooxtubbo in a highschool au, i dont ship the actual people/content creators, i just like little cute romance stories, i wont do anything beyond small kissing. i dont mean any harm towards anyone and if tubbo or ranboo say this stuff makes them uncomfortable even if its not them, i will 100% delete this with no hesitation. i dont want to hurt anyone. please dont send too much hate actual book description: ranboo had moved to the uk over the summer, and was dreading going to a new school. But then he met some pretty poggers people and his new crush fair amount of fluff and angst, along with some bitchy made up characters to hate on. idk what im doing and this is only my second story thanks for clicking on this :))

ʜᴏᴍᴇ ɪꜱ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ // DreamSMP by OrangesandBeez

MCYT x Reader Basically just the whole Dream SMP at the same school You ended up moving to a new school and this is where you discover some of your best friends... some more friendly than others. Your a Minecraft streamer you are quite popular too. You start to stream more with some of the best streamers out there. HEYYYY. so just wanted to clear things up, if this makes anyone feel uncomfortable in any way please just say. I have no intention of writing anything to make any of the Minecraft streamers uncomfortable either. Yeah, so this is my first story on here hopefully it goes well. Thank you for all love on this book it comes to a end soon:,) From C P.S Make sure that you know you are loved and please go drink some water and eat some good food. LUV YOU <3

love. a strong word. by imamsoswag

y/n is in brighton and is getting followed by some creeps. tommyinnit x fem!reader lowercase intended complete! im fixing grammer haha tw sh suicide sa throwing up rushed finish at the end because tommy now has a girlfriend. thanks everyone! finished but under editting. #1 in tommyxreader!?!? #1 in tommyinnitxreader #35 in wilbursoot #17 in tommyinnit WHATT #1 in sapnap I LOVE U GUYS WHAT #38 in tommyinnit

sky high love (tommyinnit x y/n) by lolsitsmexx

in which y/n is on a flight from Brighton to America to visit a friend, where she falls asleep on an unexpecting blond and maybe even falls in love... no smut obviously u nasties if anyone in this book says they are uncomfortable with stuff like this then please lmk and i will take it down immediately started: 20th october 2021 finished: 11th december 2021 I no longer use wattpad and I am out of the fandom fully tbh, but I will leave this here, just if you comment or anything its highly unlikely I'll see it, other than the bi-annual checks I do here <3

Foxes Can't Draw (Art Book 2) by ArcticFionaTheFox

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Runaway Girl (A Ranboo X Reader Fanfic) by TheGayfrogg

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought there was no purpose in living until I met him. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Ranboo x reader ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* This book uses she/her pronouns Btw this is my first story so I'm sorry if it's not the best. !NO SMUT INCLUDED!

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I had taken the great nation away from Wilbur , our president , I never exactly liked him.. due to his unprofessional ways. I see it as a good opportunity for this nation and citizens. Since his younger brother was a great friend of mine , I visited Pogtopia daily , in secret of course. I wouldn't want anyone to think I'm a traitor of some sort , since I was the one who exiled Wilbur in the first place.. Tommy had chosen to stay out of L'manburg , I had accepted it. It was a normal day , I enter the ravine with a smile but something was different.. Tommy wasn't here today. "Hello there?" A voice spoke out from behind me. -------------------------------- - ongoing story - female reader - 1st person - TW mention of sensitive and inappropriate topics , violence , blood , mention of death , swearing , mature content - 3rd wattpad book - credits to - @EtceteraArt on twitter - Who drew the front cover 😼😍