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The Finest Potato Stories

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midnightskittles

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Have you ever wondered what potatoes truly think? I know I have. That's why I created this collection of short stories, all from a potatoes point of view. Learn about potatoe's beliefs, hopes and dreams, along with their enemies. These stories will sweep you off your feet. 

"This magical compilation of stories contains inspiring messages for all ages." -omgkitkats

"Funniest thing I've ever read. Who knew potatoes lives are so entertaining?" -book_reader_22All Rights Reserved

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Moonstone| Blades Saga book 1| Completed by Celestialshay

I grew up being told that demons and angels weren't real. That magic were just fairy tales. I'm just a ordinary teenager, or so I thought. I'm Paris Celia. After one day my life change forever. Now I'm in a world full of demons, magic, and angels. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Are you ready to die?" The evil melodic voice asked. His creamy eyes had a hold me. I closed my eyes and tears escaped. "Step away from her." My only hope shouted out. The voice was all to familiar. I stare at the shadowy figure coming closer to me. A sliver light cuts through the evil, but beautiful man. I fall to my knees feeling worthless. I almost died. Darkness surrounds me slipping me into a vulnerable slumber. ---------- This is a semi-religious book. I do not mean to offend anyone in anyway with this book and story line. This is completely edited too.

Reincarnated as a Broodmother by WOLFling00

The Story follows a once human girl named Aira with almost no recollection of the memories of her old life. All she remembers is waking up in a dark space with a deep voice asking her for a wish before she reincarnated into her next life in a different world, a world of Sword and Magic called Krupia with many different races as its residents. "All my life i hated humans. They disgust me. They are the reason for our planets extinction with their stupid wars and foolish actions. Aiming to create a world of wealth and happiness by destroying it in the process... the irony. I can't stand being one of them any longer so i'll become their greatest nightmare and I know just the way to bring them the despair and horror they deserve. I'm no longer Aira. From now on I shall be called Zyra and you have the honor to adress me as your Queen." Follow Zyra in her new life as the Queen of her very own swarm. Disclaimer: The picture used in the cover and most pictures in the story do not belong to me (I will make a small note on my own creations). They belong to Starcraft 2 (Blizzard) and/or their respective artists. Note: This is my first ever story and english is not my first language. If you find any grammar mistakes or have some ideas for the story please feel free to comment. Constructive criticism is also appreciated. I hope you enjoy!

The Sparkless Flame by lunastarliren

Aeliasia Illunai (Aeli, to her very short list of friends) is a magicless girl just trying to survive in a world where magic is as common as bread. Between nosy aristocrats, relentless rebels, and ominous prophecies, Aeli's biggest ambition is to be left alone to plant carrots. But destiny--and a very pushy prophet--has other plans. When she's told she's connected to an ancient, world-altering power, Aeli's first response is to laugh. Loudly. After all, her only claim to fame so far has been acting as the punching bag at her fancy academy. Armed with sarcasm, a growing band of misfits, and exactly zero magical ability, Aeli is dragged into a rebellion against the all-powerful Solvarian Empire. Her mission? Find and destroy the shards of a mythical artifact before the empire unleashes its so-called solution to "save the land"--whatever that means. No pressure. With danger lurking around every corner, sparks flying between teammates, and a capital city that literally glows with corruption, Aeli is beginning to think destiny might be more of a curse than a calling.

All Things Fictional by NCTraveler252

Here is another short story collection! Dive into the fictional realm, where unpredictable scenarios are always inevitable! Let your imagination run wild, and endure cartoon style violence, slapstick humor, and all kinds of crazy adventures featuring me, my friends, and a bunch of quirky characters! This short story anthology is sure to keep you laughing for hours! 😄 Amazing cover created by my bestie @Nk_works! :)❤ "The emotions are ready to be conveyed, and the humor adds to it all! :)" @ice_elizy

The Blackwyrm Chronicles #2: My Little Campaign of Carnage Gets out of Hand by Potato_Man9001

"You doubt my powers?" "Nope, you're just too stupid to realize that I'm gonna kick your ass." "Your arrogance will be your downfall!" "So you say, wiseguy. Now, shut up and let my fists do the talking." Ah, so I see you're back for round two. Good to know. Congratulations! You, yes you! My dear reader, you are holding my second journal of hilarity and peculiarity After the events of journal one, I had a lot on my plate. For starters, my team and I had a pesky demon problem to deal with in our home country of Alysia. Just when I thought I was finished mopping the floor with our daedric adversaries and that I was free to finally learn more about the strange, wondrous, and deadly world I had been introduced to, a new bad guy shows up and boy, he isn't messing around either. To continue the trend of going to strange places and doing even stranger things, my team and I do everything from helping a dragon priest knock out his asshole of a boss, dealing with a diplomatic crisis the only way we know best, to even traveling to the home country of my pointy-eared friends. (A.K.A the elves.) You knew it was going to happen, so prepare yourself for the continuation of... THE BLACKWYRM CHRONICLES Yours truly, -H (Special Note: This cover was drawn by my friend Miranda Mayes. She decided to draw Journal 2's cover for free, so yeah, she deserves recognition. She did a stellar job!)

Unshackling the King (The Dragon Lorde #1) by CblaRae00

"Yes, I am!!!" Kaede leans down to her ear his hot breath tickling her cheek in a tantalizing way, as swooping butterflies made way to her stomach. "I see. But that doesn't change the fact that you're a idiotic female, who will only serve as a distraction." The fluttering butterflies froze in her stomach and spiraled into icy icicles, as fury wraped tightly around her mind. "Indeed, I am a girl. But I'm also an idiotic girl who will follow you anyway. Even if her insufferable bodyguard says no." Emoriah, whispers threateningly. Kaede's dark penetrating gaze burns Emoriah to her core, as he peers down on her frame with a hardened expression upon his face. "You're playing a losing game Emoriah. But very well come. It seems I have no other choice." Emoriah smiles behind her hand before lifting her eyes to meet his stormy gaze. "No, you really don't." .. Emoriah isn't just an average 15-year-old girl. She grew up bullied without a fatherly figure. But what made her different was the day she burned her school down. That's when the numerous secrets spilled their way from her mother's lips. Emoriah learned she wasn't as human as she thought. That her father never left them but went missing. But most importantly he was a king. A king of another world. A world of dragons, creatures, and demons from hell. With her feminist views and fiery spirit she'll let no man stand in her way. But could one icy mask of a boy change her mind? Well, that's for you to find out. #11 comedy 7/19/19 #1 Featured 7/13/19 #6 Feminism 6/19/19 #9 fantasy 6/28/19 #9 1800s 7/9/19 #10 Adventure 6/27/19 #3 Elves!! 4/30/19 #9 Fae 4/29/19 #25 action 6/27/19 Also!! I was never able to find the photographer of this picture. So pls dm me if you know:)

My Fictional Realm by FictionWorld2025

Welcome to the my fictional realm, where everything can and will happen! There's magic and surprises at every corner! See beautiful babes wearing thigh high boots, dead alligators, people acting weird, lip squeezing, magic wands, and so much more! Once you're in my fictional realm, there's no escape! ;)

Just Don't Ask by aarathrath

READ ME, AND YOU SHALL BE SHOWERED IN ...... uh... SOMETHING YUMMY! (I'll even throw in an umbrella haha :P) A cute little story from that crazy amazing life of mine. Better than a reality TV show! HAHAHA yes with all the demented birds planning their attack and the raindrops possessed by evil leprechauns! Hehe. :)

The Potato Chronicles by MiNinjaGeek

Feel the potato. Breathe the potato. Be the potato. Embrace your inner potato. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- (mood faces intended.) When every teen fiction cliche stereotype meets reality, you get the chronicles of a potato. The main potato in this story however is Sky Woods, a soon to be 16 year old girl. She gets new neighbors, and fortunately for her, they have a son her age. Unfortunately for her, he's super cute. Welcome to the potato clan, a group of friends who value friendship and loyalty over all. They're the group of friends you wish you could join but never would because you're not cool enough and care about what people think of you. Though this is a love story, the main story is and always will be about the friendships. Fries before guys, right? Sky and Peter meet shortly before school, and they instantly click. She then introduces him to her friends, and they all open up to him; something they would never do unless they're comfortable around you and trust you. But were they right to trust Peter? High school takes a crazy turn, and you'd be thankful this isn't a musical, because trust me, you don't want to hear Sky sing. Ever heard a dying goat? ...no? Oh...*clears throat* Neither have I.. Just...read the story. [WORKING ON SEQUEL] Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or fandoms I reference in this book. All rights to the rightful creators. WARNING: IT WILL HAVE SOME CURSE WORDS BUT LIKE WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IT'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND THEY'RE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! Started: July 30th 2020 Ended: August 3rd 2020 #394 in teen fiction 5.15.2020 #190 in relatable 5.25.2020 #19 in potato 8.4.2020

Rituals, Regrets, and Really Dumb People by jbfrankhfdc

You ever have a dream? Everyone has dreams. I mean a dream like wanting to be an astronaut or president or that such. I have a dream like that; I want to take over the world and cast humanity into an eternal darkness, with me as its cruel emperor. I've worked hard to achieve this dream too. I've practiced vile magics. I've honed my alchemy. I've amassed an army of demons, mutants, and cultists. Hell, I even worship a vile god to boot. Do you have that sort of dedication to your dreams? I do. And I'm so close to realizing it fully--well, I was close. I would have achieved it if it wasn't for that priestess and her damnable curse. Now I'm not even sure I'll make it to next week without my legions uprising or some other tyrant trying to usurp me. Oh, sweet Darkness. Please, someone, anyone, help me. **Warning**: Crude language and cartoon violence. **Updated every Friday

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Moonstone| Blades Saga book 1| Completed

I grew up being told that demons and angels weren't real. That magic were just fairy tales. I'm just a ordinary teenager, or so I thought. I'm Paris Celia. After one day my life change forever. Now I'm in a world full of demons, magic, and angels. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Are you ready to die?" The evil melodic voice asked. His creamy eyes had a hold me. I closed my eyes and tears escaped. "Step away from her." My only hope shouted out. The voice was all to familiar. I stare at the shadowy figure coming closer to me. A sliver light cuts through the evil, but beautiful man. I fall to my knees feeling worthless. I almost died. Darkness surrounds me slipping me into a vulnerable slumber. ---------- This is a semi-religious book. I do not mean to offend anyone in anyway with this book and story line. This is completely edited too.