The Thirst Competition
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Last published Wed, Apr 26, 2017
You're looking here for the plot of the story, aren't you. You really think I'm gonna give it to you here and now? This is the description, mate! You must be trying to cheat! Well guess what, you're not getting a single piece of information about what's inside these covers! (Well, technically they're data blocks stored on servers, but no one's asking you!) You're not gonna get that information here. And I'm gonna rub it in you're face. You'll actually have to read the contents to know what's gonna happen! You know what, I think you should just put this down. Go read something useful, like Harry Potter. I'm not gonna blame you for not reading this. In fact, you probably shouldn't read this. This is the worst book on Wattpad. The storyline is horrible, the punchlines are cheesy, and the plot twist is so obvious that I don't even care if I say it right now. Wait, but that just went against what this whole description is about. Not being a description. But this is a description, so it's completely counterintuitive. Wait, but I think the whole point of this description is to be counterintuitive. Which is counterintuitive. That's good, right? I think so. Is it? I'm not sure. But who cares, cause you ain't gettin' any info from this description. Even though it is the description of the book. This is really getting confusing now. Hey! What are you still doing here? Go away! You came here just to watch me suffer, didn't you. Wow. You mean, evil jerk. I don't think you even deserve to have this horrible book to read, which you should put down now, you know. You know what, I'm gonna make you stop reading. By stopping writing! To bad! Go away now.
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