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A Funny Kidnapping

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Hi My name is Ben Edwards I'm a normal comedian. Gigs Saturday nights, not much 💰, just a normal comedian doing my own thing until something goes wrong. No one except for a guy who tends to be at all of my gigs shows up. I go up to talk to him when he pulls something out of his pocket and next thing I know if I do not complete these extremely hard tasks that I should say no one has ever completed I will become a comedian slave. Join Ben on his adventures threw the comedian world in "A Funny Kidnapping".All Rights Reserved

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The Beast's Kryptonite

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