A Story of a not-so-ordinary girl (Canceled)

Warning! Belibers, directioners, twihards and people of minor age. Go away! NOW! It was my last advice to you.
Well! I'll make Bella (not Twilight's Bella, but close) do an intrudution for you, guys! Hope you like it!

We all know the story... A completly ''normal'' girl, then she discovers that she has powers there a prophecy about her, she deafts the bad guys, saves the world, gets the boy and the end...
Meet Bella! She's not normal, because that didn't happent to her! Nothing in her boring and depressing life happend, actually! Hey, this is StoryLand you're not expting that to be normal...
Join me, in this weird and funny (i hope) jorney in Bella's discoveries about her fate! She isn't alone! (what a surprise! And really, it is a surprise) She has her BFFAE and her invisable skittle unicorn, Fred! And me, The Author!
Hope you give some good laughts!
The Author

To @XcatcherofthewindX : Girl, i make Fred come back to life! Don't worry, i'll make Bella return him to you soon.
To @LB_Jade : You may not know but it were your parodys that inspire me to do this! Thanks!

Ps: The structure is like a script and there's lack of descriptions (Narrator only appears in important situations) but it's on purpose. Belive me, there are stories like a script and it's not for fun!
If there are any gramatical errors or something like that, those aren't on purpose! Tell me if you spot them, please.