My Force Awakens

Before I go all out on the whats, why's and wheretofore's. I want to give a special thanks and shout out to a fellow wattpad member and great rl mate, Arlexior who took the time to rework the cover art for this fanfic. Thanks bud!

If you guys like it, check out his works: The Dread Ink Series and The Chronicles of Clemiticus. Both are great and any support you lads and lasses can give him would be amazing!

Ok, now for the W questions.

Like some of the more worn, cynical and marginally sentient fans of Star Wars, I was pretty disappointed with JJ Abrams re-boot of "A New Hope".

I watched, writhing in the paroxysms of a 114 minute cringe as one of my favorite all time stories was turned into a flashy reboot with nonsensical character decisions driving a conclusion that broke the rest of the Star Wars Universe to pieces. Now I get what those Trekkies were so mad about.

To this day, no one has asked why, if Han knew a ship could pass through shields at the speed of light, he didn't use this information to attack death star 2... maybe because the universe JJ Abrams wrote characters into has entirely different rules for logic?

It actually hurt to watch.

For those that did enjoy the film, I hope that this story that I am in the process of trying to make "good" is as entertaining, or if not, at least provides some joy in that the incessant bitching of "True" fans will be silenced, like those millions of voices on Alderaan.

So here, goes.... The OPENING SCRAWL!