How To Annoy Dracula ✅
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Last published Thu, Apr 16, 2020
❝Staying doesn't mean I have to obey...❞
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Castle. ✔
Field Trip. ✔
Vampires. ✔
Pans. ✔
Bitch slaps.✔
Garlic. ✔
These are only a few things on her list that could be the reason for her irritation towards everything, but as usual, things had to be complicated. So complicated that she had to accept a deal.
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