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The Adventures of Captain Cornflake

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Parts 11
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There's nothing else to say. It's the Adventures of a Corn Flake. This ain't a horror story with some vampire-zombies. This ain't some romantic Cinderella story. This ain't a dramatic confession. This is a story about a Corn Flake. And some other stuff, but you're going to need to read this to understand.

If you're looking for something humorous, you've found it. This story will make you say,

"What the heck? This author is absolutely insane!"

And I, the author, will reply,

"Thank you!"All Rights Reserved

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