The Story of Our Life

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So this is chubby little me, four feet and twelve inches (lol) of complete naive-ity, (is that even a word?) innocence, (PSHT YEAH RIGHT) and just mind boggling idiocy. My cheeks (the ones on my face) were the size of Godzilla and HAH, my eyes bigger than a bug's. But hey, lol I just described every American sixth grader; the awkwardness of puberty, the growing dramatics and just I guess the start of life. We were, are, werid.

Yeah bro, I said WE.

This is the story of our life. My best friend and I. Everything in this is a true story, we are documenting this so you, the reader, can get a kick of our insane lives and that us two, the writers, can look back at our memories and dig our graves because hey, lets be real here, we are crazy as hell. Give us a chance, writing this is hard because every dirty secret, crush, and person in our life is probably gonna end up in this thing and its going to be difficult as it's going to be fun. Know that there's a balance to everything. A lot of unbelievable stuff is gonna happen. Stick with us, I'm %96.5678 you won't regret it.