Funny Texts
jux1iet
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  • Leituras 22,567
  • Votos 741
  • Capítulos 155
  • Tempo 6m
jux1iet
Concluído, Primeira publicação em jan 15, 2017
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This is just a book of really funny text messages between people. I give you the picture of the messages and I'll give you some reaction from me. There is some adult language and content, so you've been warned.
  
#900 in random: Oct. 4, 2017
#70 in adulthumor: Nov. 27, 2020
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Donut Disturb, de simply-caitlyn
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Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~
The BlockMaster, de lilazngirl30
7 capítulos Concluído Maduro
A true story about me being a master of blocking man off my contact list. But Karma catch up to you sometimes. Enjoy WARNING: VERY EXPLICIT AND ONLY 21+ MATURE LANGUAGE!
Tyler Talk [Complete], de KillerCatZiller
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The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.
Midnight Messages, de awkward_tumbleweed
55 capítulos Concluído Maduro
Unknown Number: I buried the body. What now? Me: Umm...what? Unknown Number: Ah shit. Sorry, wrong number! Could you like...delete that message? Me: Will the police be able to track it back to me if i don't? Unknown Number: ...yes. Me: Ok. Deleted. Bye. [Completed] Cover by @daisybrowser
Random Number | Original & Unedited!, de enticetheshell
61 capítulos Concluído
9/8/2020 : i decided to re-publish it all again because why not hehehe ━━━ mind my cringey summary and cringey story that i wrote at 3am under my bed, all lonely and hungry, and afraid of ghosts that comes at 3am because my sister is dumb enough to show me videos of them. ━━━ "Baby girl, what's your name, I like you the way I like Bruce Wayne, hold me tight and look at that shiny light-" "The Number You Dialed Is Incorrect, please never try again." ━━━ } book started august 11th, 2017 } completed september 17 Highest Ranking : 9/23/2017 - #17 in short story ||| All Rights Reserved ©2017 by Enticetheshell (Cover made by @AverySummers ❤️❤️❤️ )
Wrong Number | Markiplier Texting Story, de ArtsyDoodleBug
40 capítulos Concluído
Don't you just hate when you text something personal and it's to the wrong person -- or in this case the right person? | I have no idea how long this is going to be, but please enjoy! |
text messages {#1} | ✓, de Miraaaaculous
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-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle
Draco's quote book , de DragonWolfStudios4
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Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!
Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}, de -AwkwardPenguin-
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Somehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping this has a lot to do with the plot of the Harry Potter books you're looking in the wrong area. This, my friends, is a bunch of weird crap thrown together that I hope go with their personalities. If you like Twenty Øne Piløts, Supernatural, Sherlock, pies, gifs, and OUAT then this might actually be the book for you. WARNING: I wrote this... so long ago. I honestly might as well be a who different person now so f a i r warning lmao. The cringe is strong, for me at least.
Dear Enemy, I Am Sorry (DEIAS #1), de apandemonium
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Used to be The Text. Completed ____________________________________________________________________________________________ Instagram messaging: ThePanda_101: Made you into a real smurf! *picture* The_Smurf: WHO The_Smurf: R The_Smurf: U The_Smurf: ???????? Genres: short story, humor
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Donut Disturb

20 capítulos Concluído

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~

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