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Complete, First published Jan 15, 2017
This is just a book of really funny text messages between people. I give you the picture of the messages and I'll give you some reaction from me. There is some adult language and content, so you've been warned. #900 in random: Oct. 4, 2017 #70 in adulthumor: Nov. 27, 2020All Rights Reserved
Table of contents
- Oh you flower pot!Sun, Jan 15, 2017
- Welcome to Facebook!Sun, Jan 15, 2017
- Hot billionaireSun, Jan 15, 2017
- The little thingsSun, Jan 15, 2017
- CharcoalSun, Jan 15, 2017
- ...AwesomeSun, Jan 22, 2017
- I gotchuSun, Jan 22, 2017
- StarsSun, Jan 22, 2017
- HushSun, Jan 22, 2017
- PlasticMon, Jan 23, 2017
- Google LogoThu, Jan 26, 2017
- WeatherThu, Jan 26, 2017
- Love, MothThu, Jan 26, 2017
- Optimus PrimeThu, Jan 26, 2017
- Better SignalThu, Jan 26, 2017
- ITS GETTING AWAYSat, Jan 28, 2017
- PikachuSat, Jan 28, 2017
- completely bookedSun, Jan 29, 2017
- iPodSun, Jan 29, 2017
- NarniaFri, Feb 3, 2017
- NuggetFri, Feb 3, 2017
- Small LionSat, Feb 4, 2017
- I'm too funkSat, Feb 4, 2017
- SandwichSat, Feb 4, 2017
- (whore)Sat, Feb 4, 2017
- Shaved PorkSun, Feb 5, 2017
- Linkin ParkSun, Feb 5, 2017
- SWIFTFri, Mar 3, 2017
- i have a boyfriendFri, Mar 3, 2017
- NetflixSun, Mar 5, 2017
- KellieSun, Mar 5, 2017
- Laundry in the FridgeSun, Mar 5, 2017
- Ungrounded.Sun, Mar 5, 2017
- SuffocatingMon, Mar 6, 2017
- Awhh(:Mon, Mar 6, 2017
- Beware!Wed, Mar 8, 2017
- That was cruelWed, Mar 8, 2017
- Old huhThu, Mar 9, 2017
- It was actually a kidSat, Mar 11, 2017
- You've been replacedSat, Mar 11, 2017
- I made you.Mon, Mar 27, 2017
- Betty LowMon, Mar 27, 2017
- Wait what dad?Mon, Mar 27, 2017
- long dong silverMon, Mar 27, 2017
- I SWEARMon, Mar 27, 2017
- How are you feeling?Tue, Mar 28, 2017
- Spell it out.Tue, Mar 28, 2017
- I'm AwakeTue, Mar 28, 2017
- Illegal things ;)Thu, Mar 30, 2017
- oh don't worryThu, Mar 30, 2017
- FarmVilleTue, Apr 18, 2017
- auto erectWed, Apr 19, 2017
- 10 and a dead bodyWed, Apr 19, 2017
- swifferWed, Apr 26, 2017
- something amazingMon, May 8, 2017
- oakyWed, May 10, 2017
- taxiFri, May 19, 2017
- In the clubFri, May 19, 2017
- HowdoyoudoaspaceFri, May 19, 2017
- Shaved porkFri, May 19, 2017
- Troy, listenWed, May 24, 2017
- OuchSat, May 27, 2017
- What's a retweetSat, May 27, 2017
- Whatever*Sat, May 27, 2017
- THEY HATIN'Sat, May 27, 2017
- Well he's stupidTue, Jun 20, 2017
- Girl Scout PussiesMon, Jun 26, 2017
- upsexyWed, Jun 28, 2017
- just do itThu, Jun 29, 2017
- maidThu, Jun 29, 2017
- Looks greatFri, Jun 30, 2017
- Yoo-hooFri, Jun 30, 2017
- Mondays are like your fatherSat, Jul 1, 2017
- my favorite vowelSun, Jul 2, 2017
- pedestrianSun, Jul 2, 2017
- ErrorThu, Jul 6, 2017
- Well this is awkward.Fri, Jul 7, 2017
- Aye TinaSun, Jul 9, 2017
- Who is thisSun, Jul 9, 2017
- the thingSun, Jul 9, 2017
- plastic plateSun, Jul 9, 2017
- S or XSThu, Jul 13, 2017
- PS4Thu, Jul 13, 2017
- bad boysFri, Jul 14, 2017
- its pouring!Sat, Jul 15, 2017
- you sucksSun, Jul 16, 2017
- sticks and stonesTue, Jul 18, 2017
- A lot and 3Tue, Jul 18, 2017
- April FoolsTue, Jul 18, 2017
- Hello EveryoneThu, Jul 20, 2017
- SiriFri, Jul 21, 2017
- "playing"Sat, Jul 22, 2017
- MR. PUFFYMon, Jul 24, 2017
- crocodilesWed, Jul 26, 2017
- auto-cucumberWed, Jul 26, 2017
- inventoryThu, Jul 27, 2017
- alien smiley faceThu, Jul 27, 2017
- that poor mimeThu, Jul 27, 2017
- cokeThu, Jul 27, 2017
- 5 second ruleSat, Jul 29, 2017
- assholesSat, Jul 29, 2017
- mercedesSun, Jul 30, 2017
- friend zoneSun, Jul 30, 2017
- Son of a bitchSun, Jul 30, 2017
- baby diesMon, Jul 31, 2017
- Lil MarcoMon, Jul 31, 2017
- just a numberFri, Aug 4, 2017
- A joke.Fri, Aug 4, 2017
- LunchFri, Aug 4, 2017
- 'pizza'Mon, Aug 7, 2017
- shittersTue, Aug 8, 2017
- green beansTue, Aug 8, 2017
- csiWed, Aug 9, 2017
- biscuit brakeThu, Aug 10, 2017
- silly potatoSat, Aug 12, 2017
- MasterCardSun, Aug 13, 2017
- CanadaSun, Aug 13, 2017
- the roses r wiltingMon, Aug 14, 2017
- MY DECKMon, Aug 14, 2017
- fall in loveWed, Aug 16, 2017
- i felt dickThu, Aug 17, 2017
- OvaltineFri, Aug 18, 2017
- courtTue, Aug 22, 2017
- Checking up on youTue, Aug 22, 2017
- Only Furby.Fri, Aug 25, 2017
- Reality?Fri, Aug 25, 2017
- Selena and Justin.Sun, Aug 27, 2017
- clown statueSat, Sep 2, 2017
- imagiNATIONTue, Sep 5, 2017
- ball really is lifeFri, Sep 8, 2017
- apple juiceFri, Sep 8, 2017
- I smell like a cookie.Mon, Sep 11, 2017
- Rebecca BlackTue, Sep 12, 2017
- crackMon, Sep 18, 2017
- RIGHT NOWMon, Sep 25, 2017
- pregnantWed, Sep 27, 2017
- ToucheWed, Sep 27, 2017
- IHOPThu, Oct 5, 2017
- strap on dildoThu, Oct 5, 2017
- demonsThu, Oct 5, 2017
- Domino'sThu, Oct 19, 2017
- thiefThu, Oct 19, 2017
- promoFri, Nov 3, 2017
- JumpFri, Nov 3, 2017
- big birdWed, Nov 15, 2017
- codoningWed, Dec 6, 2017
- very carbonatedThu, Jan 11, 2018
- you're trumpetFri, Mar 30, 2018
- that's a shameMon, Apr 9, 2018
- AnalMon, Apr 9, 2018
- two carrotTue, Apr 24, 2018
- I'm into birds.Sun, May 27, 2018
- I lobe you soo much sweetieSun, May 27, 2018
- do ducks have jacketsTue, Jun 12, 2018
- suctioning kidsTue, Jun 12, 2018
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