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Funny Texts

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Reads 22,695
Votes 741
Parts 155
Time 6m

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This is just a book of really funny text messages between people. I give you the picture of the messages and I'll give you some reaction from me. There is some adult language and content, so you've been warned.
  
#900 in random: Oct. 4, 2017
#70 in adulthumor: Nov. 27, 2020All Rights Reserved

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Secret Peace{RUNE FENNA} by Saratoninboost

One last chance...... That's what she told herself again and again, because if your own family doesn't love you... you start hating yourself. Pale skin, blond almost white hair.... people will instantly start questioning because she looks nothing like her family. First it started with family members, then her own parents and then her siblings. She's breaking and no one sees it. All she has is the voices in her head, the drugs and the pain of being abandoned by the very people who were supposed to love her no matter what.

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𝗶'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿, 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂

Soft Static, Little Heartbeats by -Ur_Local_Hoe-

When Alastor-the infamous Radio Demon-begins experiencing strange symptoms, he assumes it's nothing more than an inconvenience. But the truth is far more shocking: he's pregnant... and the father is none other than Lucifer Morningstar. Suddenly, the most feared demon in Hell is forced to confront feelings he's always kept tightly locked away. With a growing fawn-like miracle inside him, Alastor must navigate tenderness he's never allowed himself to feel, instincts he didn't know he had, and a bond with Lucifer that's becoming impossible to ignore. Meanwhile, the Hazbin Hotel becomes anything but quiet. Charlie is overjoyed to have a sibling or siblings on the way, Vaggi is stressed, Angel and Cherri won't stop making jokes, Husk pretends not to care, and Nifty is already sewing baby clothes. Through chaos, comfort, and surprising moments of softness, the hotel slowly becomes a family. As Alastor's motherhood instincts awaken-and Lucifer steps into the role of a fiercely devoted partner-Hell begins to witness something it never expected: The Radio Demon learning how to love. TW ⚠️: • NSFW (Bot - Alastor, Top - Lucifer) • BxB • Breastfeeding • Rut/Heat • Drinking • Drug Addiction • Lactation ~A/N: Any Hate that comes across my story gives me more motivation to just keep working harder! Also I'll try to post atleast 2 chapters every Monday, Friday & Saturday!~

Dangerously Innocent Twins by SophieSwan3925

Kidnapped at the age of two, the twins were torn from the warmth of their family and thrust into a world of chaos. Years passed, shaping them into complete opposites-one a storm of ice and shadows, the other a beacon of light and innocence. She is feared. Ruthless. A ghost in the night who leaves no enemies standing. He is soft-spoken. Gentle. A boy who still dares to believe in kindness despite the darkness they've endured. Yet, despite their differences, they share an unbreakable bond. He wishes for someone-anyone-to melt his sister's frozen heart before it's too late. She only knows how to destroy, convinced that love is a weakness she can't afford. But fate isn't done with them. When they are reunited with the family they never knew, the battle isn't just against old enemies-it's against the walls she has built, the ghosts that haunt them, and the question that lingers in the air... Can they bring her back before she's lost forever? Can they protect the boy who still holds onto hope? And in the end, will blood prove to be stronger than the scars of the past? Find out in "Dangerously Innocent Twins."

Reborn by TaehoonS

Kang y/n was always the black sheep of the family. Overshadowed by her extremely talented, gorgeous sister Roseanne. Who has the world revolved around her? After being neglected by everyone and being treated like garbage, she became a laughingstock. She foolishly chased after illusional love, Kim Taehyung, her whole life. who happens to be her sister's fiancé. At the end everything was too much she ended up killing herself. But destiny decided that she would be given a second chance to be reborn into her fifteen-year-old body. Y/n has lost everything in life, but not this time. She will fight for herself this time whatever it costs

FORGOTTEN VOWS by amyra_siddd

For four years, she lived as a forgotten wife in her own marriage. She had entered it young and patient, believing understanding could fill the spaces where love was missing. She waited. She adjusted. She faded. Days passed without words, nights without warmth, and slowly she realized she was no longer living-only enduring. The day her patience broke was quiet. No arguments, no tears-just clarity. Staying meant losing herself completely. So she chose freedom. Leaving gave her a second chance at life, at happiness, at becoming whole again. But the past does not release its hold so easily. Memories linger, scars ache, and broken love has a way of following you. She was ready to live again. But would her past let her?

𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐄 ➻ 𝐓𝐬𝐮'𝐭𝐞𝐲 by MYSTRENN

𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛 Eleanor Quaritch must escape the RDA and protect her family amongst the Omatikaya.

Mah-e-Noor: Between Love and Loneliness by thebookcryptt

✨️Mah-e-Noor: Between Love and Loneliness✨️ She was once the princess of the Malik family-spoilt, rebellious, and fearless. Hemayal Mah-e-Noor Malik grew up in a world where limits didn't exist, where tantrums were forgiven, and mistakes were hidden. But one argument, one careless decision, and everything she knew shattered. At fifteen, she was sent away to boarding school, abandoned by the family she loved, misunderstood by the people who mattered most. Now, four years later, Hemayal is called back home. Her grandmother misses her. Her siblings fear she hasn't changed. The cousins whisper, and the house that once adored her waits for the chaos she once brought. But Hemayal is not the same girl who left. The years away have taught her lessons she never wanted to learn. The girl who once demanded the world has almost lost herself-and now she must face the family she left behind. Will they see the change in her, or will the past always define her? A story of mistakes, loss, and the painful journey of growing up... of becoming someone you never thought you could.

Miraal: A Light in the Shadows by Daydreamscripts

✨️Miraal: A Light in the Shadows✨️ Miraal Zahra Khan's world was small but perfect-just her mother, books, paints, and a quiet life in America. She never knew her father. Whenever she asked, her mother only smiled and said he was a busy businessman. But one day, everything changed. At fourteen, Miraal loses the only person she ever had-her mother. Left shattered and alone, she is handed a box her mother had kept for this moment. Inside, a diary and two envelopes reveal the truth her mother had hidden for years: her father is Haider Khan, heir of one of the most powerful families in Pakistan... and he already has five sons Zamin Khan. Zaryaab Khan. Humain Khan. Almeer Khan. Sahil Khan. Prodigies. Famous names. The heirs of the Khan empire. And Miraal-the daughter no one knew existed. Now, after almost fourteen years, she must face the family her mother walked away from, a father who never came for her, and brothers who don't even know she exists. Will they accept her... or will she always remain the forgotten child of the Khans? ✨ A story of love, betrayal, resilience, and a girl who never knew she belonged to one of the most powerful families in the world. ✨️

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