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Cringy And Funny Book (Made in Elementary)

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A story of 3 friends! They are sweets and their names are Calyn Cookie, Syrix Skittles, and Marshall Marshmallow! They live a 'sweet' life until something devastating happens...

↑↑↑ I swear, this book was made in Elementary and this whole book is crap! But, I did find some parts that are actually funny, even in the authors note at the bottom! So if you wanna good laugh, c'mon straight DOWN to crap city!***All Rights Reserved

bookforlaughs funny humor lmao lol oldbook omg sweets wtf

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