The Really Rotten Princess Adventures
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Última publicación mié, nov 6, 2013
Our story begins as many stories do: In a kingdom far, far away there lives a very pretty little girl whose father just happens to be king, her name is Princess Snootyface. And as princesses go, she is not the most pleasant; and as little girls go, she is rather spoiled and not very well behaved. So, if you are looking for a story about a sweet darling little girl that everybody loves, this book is not for you. Who wants to read about a perfect princess who never disobeys and always does the right thing? That would be a very dull book indeed!
In the vein of Nellie Olson, Veruca Salt and Angelica Pickles this is a cartoon from the point of view of an anti-heroine. Like most little girls Princess Snootyface has a lot to learn. Everyday is an uphill battle for this stubborn prankster. Every adventure is a new challenge for this spoiled little girl. Although she may be unbearable at times, Princess Snootyface learns a valuable lessons in her stories, often in spite of her best efforts not to. This book is about understanding the misunderstood and accepting the challenges life throws at us. Really nobody is perfect, we all have those little quirks that make us interesting, Princess Snootyface just has a few more than the rest of us.
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