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Queen of Awkward Situations

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awkward chicklit humor romance sarcasm

Linda is a self proclaimed queen of awkward situations.She doesn't go looking for them, they just seemed to find her. She thinks she handles them pretty well considering the ground has not swallowed her up as of yet. With her crazy sense of humor she always manages to come out on top.
Follow her humorous tale as she attempts to save her one true love from the clutches of the evil bitch who also happens to be her cousin. 

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Nothing serious, just a little bit of fun and girly nonsense.All Rights Reserved

awkward chicklit humor romance sarcasm

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