Bazinga; Dumb Things I Hear in 2017
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2016 saw the infamous quote from Tito, "The equator? That's the time-zone thing in Greenwich, right?"
This year, I've decided to make a record of every dumb thing that I hear, in this book! Enjoy!
This will also be a general ramblings book as well, pRobably
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