Offenderman X reader

I got bored and decided to write this :'). Its just gonna be some simple bs or maybe more :') (I dont know if I'll even finish this cause I'm sporadic as hell but I'm gonna accomplish SOMETHING in my life it might as well be this. BTW I have no story line yet soooo Bro it's 2022 almost 2023? I might just hyper fixated on this mofo.