HOW JOHN BALL ACCIDENTALLY HELPED ME DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING ELSE

Discovering that he is destined to die at the hands of a terrorist in 35 years time, Eloi Wells must decide if he will go forward, or backward, through time to prevent his own death. Unfortunately, the rules of time paradoxes dictate that his travels either way may still not prevent his death while simultaneously causing harm to others. Eloi decides to do nothing, until it is revealed to him that there has been a terrible mistake and his death in the future will be the beginning of the end of everything ...ever.