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Everyone Goes to Heaven (Homestuck Fic)

sinisterspirits

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Parts 9
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Reads 181
Votes 28
Parts 9
Time 1h 31m

sinisterspirits

Mature

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"Some just go straight back down to Hell.
Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you drowned your brother. You killed yourself and your dog. God utterly hates you and doesn't hesitate to throw you down to Hell.
Your name is Kankri Vantas and your brother killed you and you killed him. You saw your father look at you disapprovingly when you were sent down to Hell.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and goddamn you never wanted to be in custody of an Angel who has no idea what he's doing in Hell. This is just shit, ya know?
Your name is Jake English, and you really wish you didn't have to end up being screwed over in your afterlife too. This Dirk character seems really upset because of you."

Includes a lot of bullfuckery, sin, DirkJake, Cronkri, some other fucking ships, and also trans characters, so get your big boy pants on and dont be a bigoted ass while reading this uvu

if you think the mature rating is there for no reason,  i promise you, it gets worse.All Rights Reserved

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Hey, Vantas? (DaveKat) by 2olluxFuckiingCaptor

Dave Strider, now falling into a deep Depression, believes he has nothing to live for. Locking himself in his room and crying have become two of his few hobbies, and when he isn't alone, moping in his room, he's talking to Karkat Vantas. Karkat has been the only thing keeping him sane... and alive. But, there's something that Dave is completely oblivious to: Karkat has been in love with him for quite some time, and has yet to express how he truly feels. Not before long, Dave slowly begins to realize that maybe, just maybe, being more than friends is an option...

Never Love An English by Rumination_Runaway

"Now I know what they all ment when they said never to love an English. 'Don't fall for them, they only hurt your head, and are always unexpected.' " Jake has grown up in a sad family. His parents love him, he has an adorably sweet younger sister, a dog of snow white coloring, a big house in England, and wonderful friends. "Why is it sad?" You ask. Because although he lives a life of middle class beauty, he has developed a disorder. Jake has no idea that it exists. He lives on day-to-day-life, thinking he's a perfect boy in a perfect world. Just like any young adventurous child lives. But what happens when he has an "episode"? [Side note: I don't own the cover nor do I own Homestuck]

The Beach Treaty (Eridan Ampora X Human!Reader)|DISCONTINUED!! SORRY!! by Flannelkind

[Being re-written on a different story! this one will still be up!! the new one will be called Hopeful Friends] Living in a world where Humans and Trolls exist together is actually quite peaceful, unless you mess with the wrong person. This is the story of you, (Y/N) (L/N) and your fight against Eridan Ampora--Er, Fight sounds too rough.. Maybe, Banter? (Gender is nothin') ((Adds the intro in to the discription like a noob, lmao)) I never would have thought I'd make it this far in life, espescially with the life that I've led on. My name is (Y/N) (L/N) and I'm your 'average' eighteen year old who's trying to make an impact on the world with one brush stroke at a time. You wouldn't think that a world populated by trolls and humans would be too kind but it was, most people minded their own business, unless you messed with the wrong 'high blooded' troll. I've learned this by messing with the wrong Ampora, and sense that day my life has been an utter living hell. Trigger Warnings include but are not limited to: Cursing, Depression, Mentions of nudity, nudity, Possible Explicit Sexual Content, Anxiety, Embarrassment, Lectures, Intrusion of personal space, Panic attacks, Sexual orientation, Shouting, Fights (Verbal), Fights(Physical), and the Author being a smart ass. Read at your own risk. Cannon Characters belong to the lord Hussie, Oc's belong to me, (insert my name of 'hope'). Everyone has been aged up to around the end of eight sweeps (18/19 years of age). Enjoy! (Please look at my profile on the homestuck/hiveswap amino app, HopelessParinoid [HP])

Stolen by the Night by xxkittycatxx50

This is a homestuck fanfiction. Jake is the main character and will be the prospective you will read from the story MOST of the time. It's in third person, though. Not like when Jake himself tells the story, but MOST of the time, it will be his thoughts. Ok now for the actual description. Jake English lives with his grandmother and had found out that his best friend, Dirk Strider had been killed by a vampire. In a small depression, Jake misses school to take a walk. As he walks down the sidewalk, he sees a kid run into the road without looking. A car at full speed headed toward the poor boy. Jake made a tough decision to save the little kid. He pushed the kid out the way and the car hit Jake. Jake went unconscious and woke in a abandoned house with a friend he would soon discover... ~And you don't get to know until I say so~

I Think I'm In Love (a Dirkjake fanfic) by _gardengnostic_

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Nightmares (Dave x reader x Karkat) COMPLETED by soupalert

Dave Strider x reader x Karkat Vantas.. Warning: this gets rather violent in some context, blood and gore is fairly frequent. Strong language too, but I don't understand why you need that warning if you got through Homestuck. Dave, Karkat and other Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Story belongs to me. Lemon is in there, but you do not need to read it. It's not the best of lemons, it's just kinda ridiculous and stupid. Ps. In the early chapters I may say this is not a Karkat x reader. That was when I was still deciding whether or not this was in fact going to be a Dave x reader x Karkat. So don't pay attention to any of that, cause it is a Dave x reader x Karkat.

My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction )) by 83773R_0FF_D34D

Karkat: "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him." Dave: I really wasn't glad for this move. Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move. All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

Homestuck karnep by Hello-how-are-you

Nepeta's Pov My name is Nepeta Leijon I'm 15 and I live with my 22 year old brother Equius. Well technically step brother but that didnt matter we were best friends. I never met my dad and my mom died when I was 13. Equius's dad ,my step dad, met my mom 6 years ago they got married after 2 years of dating. But sadly he passed away the same day as my mom, they had gotten in a car crash . So ever since that day I've been living with my brother.I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and live right next door to Terezi. Karkats Pov My name is Karkat Vantas I'm 15 and use to live with my dad , his name is Jack Vantas but I've always called him Crabdad for as long as I can remember. My mom left us when I was 4. I moved out last year because i couldnt stand my stepmom but me and my dad have stayed on good terms. I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and my live with my roommates and best friends Sollux and Gamzee. Homestuck and all of its characters do not belong to me . they belong to the creator Andrew Hussie. Homestuck is an online comic and this is based on some of its character.

~Davekat~ MERSTUCK by johnegboii

Karkat's entire life was going to change after his father won the lottery. "A private island", he said. He never said they weren't alone. I'm updating the story, since I wrote it last in 2017. Art credit to Ikimaru. Contains curse words and mentions of depression.

Recall by antigravitykid

My name is Jake English. I played a game with my friends a long time ago. Today I will recount (for personal reasons) the first night we arrived in that game. I will express my regret, anger, and pain I feel towards the result of those shenanigans. And Jane. Oh god do I miss Jane. (( I take no credit for the art I used as the cover. goes along with my Gamzee Makara and Dave Strider things[same universe.] If you want to hear the song that inspired it (( and where I got the art)) go here: http://youtu.be/ZTkdO7c4MEE thank you and enjoy!))

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