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Everyone Goes to Heaven (Homestuck Fic)

sinisterspirits

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Reads 170
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Parts 9
Time 1h 31m

sinisterspirits

Mature

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"Some just go straight back down to Hell.
Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you drowned your brother. You killed yourself and your dog. God utterly hates you and doesn't hesitate to throw you down to Hell.
Your name is Kankri Vantas and your brother killed you and you killed him. You saw your father look at you disapprovingly when you were sent down to Hell.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and goddamn you never wanted to be in custody of an Angel who has no idea what he's doing in Hell. This is just shit, ya know?
Your name is Jake English, and you really wish you didn't have to end up being screwed over in your afterlife too. This Dirk character seems really upset because of you."

Includes a lot of bullfuckery, sin, DirkJake, Cronkri, some other fucking ships, and also trans characters, so get your big boy pants on and dont be a bigoted ass while reading this uvu

if you think the mature rating is there for no reason,  i promise you, it gets worse.All Rights Reserved

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Undead [Undertaker x Reader] • Kuroshitsuji by adventuretimefanitc

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A Life Made In A Movie. A Very Bad Movie [DAVEKAT] by iicantword2

Karkat Vantas. A very unpopular, short, and short-tempered troll. He tries desperately to make it through his first year in a human school, but with everyone still not fully accepting trolls added on with his so-called 'stupid' blood color, he can't find a single person who understands him, yet. Dave Strider. Maybe one of the most popular guys in the school. Nobody knows why he's always wearing those cool ironic shades of his, and most people want to find out. But Dave himself wants his eyes to stay hidden, and nobody else has ever seen them. He thinks that if anyone did, they would make fun of him and his good reputation would immediately disappear. The two, basically opposites, find that they actually might get along and relate to each other. But who knows what a simple sentence could do? (this is my second fanfic and the first homestuck one i've ever written so if the writing sucks don't judge! also none of the art is mine. ships included will most likely be johndave at the beginning, and throughout the fic theres gonna be erisol, rosemary, some jadenep, johndirk, and vrisrezi! if you don't like one or more of these ships deal with it.) (also both of the main sillies are trans if that changes anything. enjoy the fic!!!) (cover art by tgcg on tumblr)

Never Love An English by Rumination_Runaway

"Now I know what they all ment when they said never to love an English. 'Don't fall for them, they only hurt your head, and are always unexpected.' " Jake has grown up in a sad family. His parents love him, he has an adorably sweet younger sister, a dog of snow white coloring, a big house in England, and wonderful friends. "Why is it sad?" You ask. Because although he lives a life of middle class beauty, he has developed a disorder. Jake has no idea that it exists. He lives on day-to-day-life, thinking he's a perfect boy in a perfect world. Just like any young adventurous child lives. But what happens when he has an "episode"? [Side note: I don't own the cover nor do I own Homestuck]

$My Happiness {DaveKat} by iznot_kit$

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My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction )) by 83773R_0FF_D34D

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