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Everyone Goes to Heaven (Homestuck Fic)

sinisterspirits

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Parts 9
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Reads 170
Votes 28
Parts 9
Time 1h 31m

sinisterspirits

Mature

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"Some just go straight back down to Hell.
Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you drowned your brother. You killed yourself and your dog. God utterly hates you and doesn't hesitate to throw you down to Hell.
Your name is Kankri Vantas and your brother killed you and you killed him. You saw your father look at you disapprovingly when you were sent down to Hell.
Your name is Dirk Strider, and goddamn you never wanted to be in custody of an Angel who has no idea what he's doing in Hell. This is just shit, ya know?
Your name is Jake English, and you really wish you didn't have to end up being screwed over in your afterlife too. This Dirk character seems really upset because of you."

Includes a lot of bullfuckery, sin, DirkJake, Cronkri, some other fucking ships, and also trans characters, so get your big boy pants on and dont be a bigoted ass while reading this uvu

if you think the mature rating is there for no reason,  i promise you, it gets worse.All Rights Reserved

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Homestuck karnep by Hello-how-are-you

Nepeta's Pov My name is Nepeta Leijon I'm 15 and I live with my 22 year old brother Equius. Well technically step brother but that didnt matter we were best friends. I never met my dad and my mom died when I was 13. Equius's dad ,my step dad, met my mom 6 years ago they got married after 2 years of dating. But sadly he passed away the same day as my mom, they had gotten in a car crash . So ever since that day I've been living with my brother.I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and live right next door to Terezi. Karkats Pov My name is Karkat Vantas I'm 15 and use to live with my dad , his name is Jack Vantas but I've always called him Crabdad for as long as I can remember. My mom left us when I was 4. I moved out last year because i couldnt stand my stepmom but me and my dad have stayed on good terms. I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and my live with my roommates and best friends Sollux and Gamzee. Homestuck and all of its characters do not belong to me . they belong to the creator Andrew Hussie. Homestuck is an online comic and this is based on some of its character.

Mine by zo1515

So this was supposed to be a short Dave X Dirk but some people wanted more so now there's some more plot. Prompt: could you possibly do one where Dirk and Jake break up, and Dirk is heart broken while Dave tries to cheer him up, then some stridercest? My Response: Sorry this took so long. I know this was asked like 2 months ago, but I have a really hard time making my old laptop work and I'm not even posting this off of my regular laptop. So it will take me some time to post things until I get that new laptop most likely at the beginning of next year.

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Wassup! I'm Cherie as u should know ^^ ~ This book revolves around Lander. Idm adding minor ships into chapters, but please make requests abt Lander! ~ If u want to request a different ship, go to my other oneshot book <3 ♡Rules♡ -No com/pro ships involved -No harassment for writing. (If u don't like my work, u may leave without causing me any disruption.) -Please, don't rush me with requests, I have trouble getting my motivation running. -If you have a request, idm where you put it, but I recommend putting it in the requests chapter as I'll find it more easier. -Don't insult any of my readers!!! (I don't post as often as I used to due to lack of motivation, so I'm very sorry if I don't post frequently! What I will write - ▪︎◇ Fluff (○) ▪︎◇ Angst (●) ▪︎◇ Lime (♤) ▪︎◇ Heavy Angst (•) ▪︎◇ Comfort (♡) What I won't write - ▪︎◇ Smut (~) I also write aus!! (* ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO @alpharosyclozy UNLESS I SAY IVE MADE UP A CHARACTER!!) Please follow the rules carefully. I hope u enjoy the oneshots!!

My Knight in Shining Armor (( A Davekat Fanfiction )) by 83773R_0FF_D34D

Karkat: "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him." Dave: I really wasn't glad for this move. Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move. All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

Psychopath Point System by 101101sunshine101101

After getting nearly killed, Kaltes unlocks a strange 'system'. The system feeds on his psychopath traits. And skills that he has never seen before become his weapons. But what about a main character with no moral compass. He inherently lacks human emotions and is very apathetic. The system has chosen his negative trait as 'Psychopath'. Note: 1. This is not harem. 2. There will be gore and 21+ scenes. 3. If too much dark core is not your thing, please don't read. 4. No trolling, please. (see? I said please) 5. There are no fix sexual orientations restricting relationships in this novel, so feel free to ship whoever you want. (pst, it might come true) 6. Any racist, gender discriminating, child abuse and illegal activities in this novel are strictly because of the story world. I have no such beliefs irl so pls don't come after me. 7. Healthy Criticism is welcomed with open arms. Thank you for picking up my novel, I hope you have a heart wrenching and thrilling experience reading this.

Stolen by the Night by xxkittycatxx50

This is a homestuck fanfiction. Jake is the main character and will be the prospective you will read from the story MOST of the time. It's in third person, though. Not like when Jake himself tells the story, but MOST of the time, it will be his thoughts. Ok now for the actual description. Jake English lives with his grandmother and had found out that his best friend, Dirk Strider had been killed by a vampire. In a small depression, Jake misses school to take a walk. As he walks down the sidewalk, he sees a kid run into the road without looking. A car at full speed headed toward the poor boy. Jake made a tough decision to save the little kid. He pushed the kid out the way and the car hit Jake. Jake went unconscious and woke in a abandoned house with a friend he would soon discover... ~And you don't get to know until I say so~

Recall by antigravitykid

My name is Jake English. I played a game with my friends a long time ago. Today I will recount (for personal reasons) the first night we arrived in that game. I will express my regret, anger, and pain I feel towards the result of those shenanigans. And Jane. Oh god do I miss Jane. (( I take no credit for the art I used as the cover. goes along with my Gamzee Makara and Dave Strider things[same universe.] If you want to hear the song that inspired it (( and where I got the art)) go here: http://youtu.be/ZTkdO7c4MEE thank you and enjoy!))

Why Can't I Just Love You? - Davekat by W0LF_SP1D3R

Karkat Vantas is kind of just, well, a normal troll, I guess. He moves back to his hometown to try and get his life in check a bit, not expecting to make all of the friends he does on the way, as well as love interests. His life seems to get a lot better after he meets a certain shade wearing blonde named Dave Strider. The two quickly became good friends, both denying their obvious feelings towards one another, and just as they were starting to sort them out together, things just go down hill. In this AU, all of the trolls also live on Earth, and there's no SBURB. The ships is this are Davekat, Rosemary, Dirkjake, slight Erisol and Arasol, Gamtav, as well as a little bit of Vrisrezi, Davejohn, and Davejade I try to write more whenever I can! (Sorry for any grammar mistakes anywhere. This is my first story)

I Think I'm In Love (a Dirkjake fanfic) by _gardengnostic_

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Homestuck karnep

Nepeta's Pov My name is Nepeta Leijon I'm 15 and I live with my 22 year old brother Equius. Well technically step brother but that didnt matter we were best friends. I never met my dad and my mom died when I was 13. Equius's dad ,my step dad, met my mom 6 years ago they got married after 2 years of dating. But sadly he passed away the same day as my mom, they had gotten in a car crash . So ever since that day I've been living with my brother.I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and live right next door to Terezi. Karkats Pov My name is Karkat Vantas I'm 15 and use to live with my dad , his name is Jack Vantas but I've always called him Crabdad for as long as I can remember. My mom left us when I was 4. I moved out last year because i couldnt stand my stepmom but me and my dad have stayed on good terms. I go to Sunnyedge Highschool and my live with my roommates and best friends Sollux and Gamzee. Homestuck and all of its characters do not belong to me . they belong to the creator Andrew Hussie. Homestuck is an online comic and this is based on some of its character.