Another

Sure you might be alone, but that doesn't stop you from having the good life right? Around here there isn't a worry to... well... worry about! Just watch out for those creepy things at night and in the dark, and don't even get me started about their bigger cousins, sheesh...
Stay here in our newly refurbished castle, where robots are here to cater for your every need. Don't ask about other humans... Heh... Or else...
But anyway I'm sure you'd be more than willing to stay here... Forever...