Pepperoni Pizza
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❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞
❝D-de-delivery.❞
❝What would you like this evening?❞
❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞
❝...❞
❝...❞
❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞
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In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a flirty meme-loving dork.
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