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Pepperoni Pizza
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Complete, First published Jan 17, 2017
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❝Slice of Heaven Pizzeria, carry out or delivery?❞ 

 ❝D-de-delivery.❞ 

 ❝What would you like this evening?❞ 

 ❝A large p-pepperoni penis.❞ 

 ❝...❞ 

 ❝...❞ 

 ❝I don't know about the pepperoni part but I can sure get you everything else.❞ 

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In which a socially awkward girl attempts to order pizza only to meet a flirty meme-loving dork.
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