Supreme Banana Lord: n. An author whose story was chosen by the public to be the winners of the Banana Contest (i.e. the greatest contest known to (wo)man (and all other humans) (and all other organisms).) A compilation of the winning stories written by Supreme Banana Lords (therefore, they must be pretty awesome). Basically, here are some rants about why, in my humble opinion, these stories are absolutely amazing. Cover by @lateeemay