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Smiech, slzy a konský trus

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Život koniara je tažký, hlavne pre jeho okolie. 
  
„Nie, oci, naozaj  som v poriadku. Nič sa nestalo." povedala som. 
Aby som Vám to ujasnila, 
'Nič sa nestalo'  má  hneď niekoľko významov. Prvý,  ten normálny - naozaj sa nič nestalo. Potom je tu ten  druhý koniarský význam - splašil sa mi na lúke, pár krát povykopával, trochu ma povláčil po lese, zasekla sa mi noha v strmeni (však, načo by som ničila tie drahé a nové strmene), potom som spadla a hľadala krivkajúc dve hodiny po lese koňa. Inak  som v poriadku, a NIE tú prilbu si nabudúce nedám. (predsa, načo ju budem ničiť, keď som kvôli nej žila mesiac iba na chlebe a vode) 
  
  Táto 'kniha' je zbierka mojich vtipných zážitkov spojených  s koňmi a prírodou. 
  
  *Chcela by som Vás upozorniť, že veľa vecí v príbehu je prehnaná.All Rights Reserved

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