Smiech, slzy a konský trus
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Život koniara je tažký, hlavne pre jeho okolie.
„Nie, oci, naozaj som v poriadku. Nič sa nestalo." povedala som.
Aby som Vám to ujasnila,
'Nič sa nestalo' má hneď niekoľko významov. Prvý, ten normálny - naozaj sa nič nestalo. Potom je tu ten druhý koniarský význam - splašil sa mi na lúke, pár krát povykopával, trochu ma povláčil po lese, zasekla sa mi noha v strmeni (však, načo by som ničila tie drahé a nové strmene), potom som spadla a hľadala krivkajúc dve hodiny po lese koňa. Inak som v poriadku, a NIE tú prilbu si nabudúce nedám. (predsa, načo ju budem ničiť, keď som kvôli nej žila mesiac iba na chlebe a vode)
Táto 'kniha' je zbierka mojich vtipných zážitkov spojených s koňmi a prírodou.
*Chcela by som Vás upozorniť, že veľa vecí v príbehu je prehnaná.
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