Balloon Head Brandon
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Brandon Teddy has a balloon head, but he doesn't know that yet. Read as he becomes depressed as he morphs into a balloon, just wanting to get rid of all the helium.
He also wants to know why this happened.
(Based on a true joke. I also rush this book and write when I need a creative outlet that requires no actual creativity.)
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