"Frick- Fuck! Quick, catch that cat, it's got my wallet!" As soon as those words left my mouth, I knew it for sure; I was a useless creature created for failure. - "Arthur Barclay Columbus. 'As easy as ABC', I presume." "No, never really thought of that, actually." - Hello. My name is Arthur Barclay Columbus and the first time I met my best friend slash worst enemy face to face was in a fish-tank in a five-star restaurant. And she was a cat. At the time.
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