How NOT To Be A Noob
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Last published Sat, Mar 18, 2017
I am a noob. I will tell all of you guys what I'm doing so you know what NOT to do. This book is a bit about life (which automatically makes this book sucky), a bit about humor (but I'm not that funny, so don't get your hopes up), and a bit of chaos (my friends are obsessed with Undertale, so I had to put the chaos part in there).
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