Blog Number Twenty-Three

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Reads 125
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Parts 5
Time 16m

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Jan opened the file on her laptop and thought of what to type. 'This is stupid,' she thought to herself before beginning to write. 

Hey there. So, you found my blog. Probably because you were bored or you got lost trying to find a different blog. Well, read more and you'll be greeted with the thrilling events of my day to day life! I was being sarcastic. I'm a junior at a rundown, monotoned high school, do you really think I'd have much experience in a life of adrenaline? This blog is something I started on a whim, so don't get too excited. I don't really know why I'm doing this anyway. It's not like I'm declaring my last will and testament or preaching the latest news and bias about Hollywood. But, oh well. Welcome to my silly little life.All Rights Reserved

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