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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Stupidity

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This is a silly one-shot about if Harry's reaction to the Goblet shooting out his name was a lot worse (or the story where he actually has emotion).

I don't even know what I wrote half the time, so enjoy and if you really want me to I will continue it.

Have fun reading! :)All Rights Reserved

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Wed, Jan 18, 2017

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