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This will just be a collection of jokes and quotes I find online, I may modify and format them, adding effects and things, but I give full credit to the people who wrote them 😊💯%
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𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑
❝𝘛𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯.❞ ❝𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴.❞ ❝𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵.❞ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 a star finds her soul burning brighter than it ever has once she meets him... 𝐗𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍 ↳ 𝐀 𝐁𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 ( 𝐀 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ) 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝘹𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘹 𝘧𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦!𝘰𝘤 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈 ~ ✓ 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐈 ~ ✓ 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈 ~ ✧ 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 . . . 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐕 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐕 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐕𝐈 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐈 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐕𝐈𝐈𝐈 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐗 ~ ✗ 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝐀𝐂𝐓 𝐗 ~ 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 ~ ✗ 𝘵𝘣𝘢
Truth or dare the gang (MCD)
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