365 jours d'une Maman maladroite
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Ongoing, First published Jan 19, 2017
Il existe une tradition où pour embellir la fin d'année à venir nous devons mettre dans un bocal toutes les choses qui nous avaient rendu heureux chaque jour et ouvrir ce bocal le 31 décembre afin de se remémorer les beaux moments de l'année achevée. J'ai décidé de créer un bocal avec cette tradition et la mienne un peu plus particulière. En effet depuis ma naissance on me surnomme Mme Malchance ou "Pierre Richard". Nous sommes le 19 janvier et j'ai déjà pu remplir un bocal de 19 papiers de maladresses, de coups de malchance, de situations invraisemblables, alors j'ai décidé de le partager pour que vous puissiez rire avec moi, ou vous reconnaître en la personne que je suis. Chaque histoire que vous allez lire est réelle, aussi invraisemblable que cela paraisse! L'essentiel est qu'aujourd'hui je transforme toutes ces misères en humour parce qu'il faut bien tirer du positif sur tous ces événements, qui font parti de mon histoire et me font bien rire malgré moi!
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